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The following is a list of SCPs with Object Classes that are not Safe, Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel, Neutralized, Explained, or Decommissioned.
Esoteric Object Classes, also occasionally referred to as Narrative classes, are Object classes that do not fall into any of the above sections. They are generally only used once and are created to further the narrative in a particular SCP. It is highly recommended that SCPs use one of the standard Object Classes listed here. While some authors choose to introduce exceptions to these rules, they are only very rarely done and need to justify their existence and placement. Many site members will downvote for non-standard Object Classes if used without merit.
SCPs
🍥 Dr. Mann's Proposal - The Spiral Path
Object Class: Embla
New members of Overseer Council are required to read Document 001-O5.
👮 Scantron's Proposal - The Foundation
Object Class: 53 (Highly intrusive, unknown capabilities, unknown nature)
Hello! We are the O5 council and we (secure, contain, protect) we have been shown to do and it would be nice to be friends.
👥 Djoric-Dmatix Proposal - Thirty-Six
Object Class: Humanoid
Quiet days, Doctor. Quiet days and peace.
⚙️ TwistedGears-Kaktus Proposal - The Broken God
Object Class: Maksur
We stood before what looked to be an angry and vengeful God, and all it did was beg us to kill it.
We were all too happy to oblige.
🎴 S.D. Locke's Proposal - When Day Breaks
Object Class: Apollyon
now you lie here, the life in you gone
in the dark outside of her rays
crimson skies bear the torch; our sun
today, my love, we'll be as one
👁️ spikebrennan's proposal - God's Blind Spot
Object Class: Yesod
We think that something else - something that we don't presently have a way of observing or measuring - came in. We don’t know what it was or where it went…
🤯 WJS Proposal - Normalcy
Object Class: Non-Anomalous
Second, "consensus reality" is simply consensus of the Council.
🛰️ Billith's Proposal - The World At Large
Object Class: Netzach
It is no doubt that the body is an enigma. After thousands of years of stasis, the search to find a new home came to its conclusion on a planet bearing striking resemblance to Earth Prime. This is but the greatest unknown of all.
💐 Lily's Proposal - The World's Gone Beautiful
Object Class: Unnecessary
> SCP-001 does not need to be contained.
🎁 Jim North's Proposal - A Simple Toymaker
Object Class: Apollyon
When you fight against the likes of FULLER and ION and MEKHANE and THE SCARLET BLOODY KING, you were really fighting against ME!
🗺️ I.H.Pickman's Proposal - Story of Your Life
Object Class: Archon
"Sinclair's actually been able to pinpoint instances in which the narrative focus shifts away, if only briefly. You know what happens?"
"What?" Verhoten asked.
"Absolutely nothing. We keep existing, going about our lives, having conversations, and just… developing. Going on. That means that God isn't always paying attention, but we're still here regardless."
✴️ djkaktus's Proposal III - The Way It Ends
Object Class: Principalis
"No," the snake said
"Your greatest mistake was
believing you had a choice at all."
🏳️ SCP-048 - The Cursed SCP Number
Object Class: None (see description)
This is ridiculous. I'll prove to you superstitious bastards that you're all just being pussies.
👑 His Majesty's SCP-MDLXI - The Tyrant's Pretext
Royal Object Class: Glorious
The Most Glorious King Data the Expunged, Ruler of the Kingdom of Site Redacted
📡 SCP-1654 - Tuned to a Dead Channel
Protocol Urgency: Immediate
Once all possible candidates have been exhausted, remaining Foundation personnel are instructed to congregate in any of the seraphic zones and begin the termination of SCP-1654.
📠 SCP-1661 - Gremlins
Object Class: Archon
Three days after containment at Site-81, a swarm of SCP-1661 descended within the site's exclusion-zone, landing five meters from the main gates. These instances did not resist collection by personnel.
🌟 SCP-2005 - Predicting the Past
Object Class: Zeno
Discrepancy priority one: Retention of planetary civilization.
If transmitters have been disabled: re-install.
If capable: record response.
🙅 SCP-2062 - Kronecker
Object Class: Kronecker
God rest my soul.
🚫 SCP-2165 - Irredeemable
Object Class: None
This reference is to be kept in an extra-temporal, extra-spatial location. All is as it has been. All is as it always was.
📄 SCP-2357 - The Perfect SCP
Obj3ct Class: SCP-2357 poses no danger to anyone, although it very easily could have been made that way.
With all due respect (read: fuck you and I'm gone),
Dr. Vanessa Graff
🏠 SCP-2508 - The Long Wait
Object Class: None
Please keep this hatch open only in good weather. Please keep it closed for rain, snow, and the chill of winter. Thank you.
🤔 SCP-2685 - Thinking in Abstraction
Artifact Class: In doubt
…Humanity is boring. You don't want to conform to that. By taking Thinking in Abstraction into your brain, into your soul, your programming will go away. Your mind will brilliantly lack its chains, in an instant…
📚 SCP-2602, which used to be a library - Exbibliothetic
Library Class: Former
SCP-2602 is a building that, from 1921-06-08 to 1988-04-29, was a library.
☠️ SCP-2718 - What Happens After
Object Class: Catastrophic abort at D09E2AD9: HANDLE_NOT_FOUND
Shut off your monitor now, notify the Breach Desk that you and your workstation have DAMMERUNG contamination. Await MTF processing.
🎛️ SCP-2786 - The Archetype
Object Class: Oblique
Special Containment Procedures: There is nothing that can be done.
Description: I am in control now.
🦑 SCP-2790 - You've Got a Squid in Me
Object Class: BFF
SCP-2790 is a male Atlantic cranch squid (Teuthowenia megalops). He was initially recovered during a raid on the curio shop "Curios of the Worlds", feeling lonely and sad in a tinted glass tank labeled "Ignore".
🦀 SCP-2827 - Probably a Lobster
Object Class: [Pending]
I am sorry for the trouble that I've caused you.
I'm still getting the hang of this "magic" thing.
💡 SCP-3005 - A Light That Died
Object Class: Uncontained (Unknown)
I knew I needed the pink light, but I didn't want it like they had it. It works on brains different from how bodies work. So I drilled a hole right through the chamber, right at forehead level.
🤖 SCP-3030 - Specialized Containment Proficiency Test
Object Class: Pending O5 Review
Research into the possibility of using SCP-3030 as a training facility is ongoing under direct supervision of the O5 council.
🐅 SCP-3240 - The Bones Of What You Believe
Object Class: Hiemal
I got the sun on my skin, and the wind in my hair, and the flesh on my bones, and I can live wherever the hell I want, because ain't nobody can take that away from me.
⏳ SCP-3252 - The Permian-Triassic Extinction Event
Object Class: N/A
P.S. If you think YOU have an existential crisis, think about what the religious support staff had to go through. Catch Father Klein at the cafeteria some time. Kind of puts things in perspective, no?
💕 SCP-3265 - It's Good
Object Class: Whatever you want it to be, really. You're in charge here.
How do you even keep it all inside anymore? Aren't you full to the bursting with it? It's alright, babe. Let it out. Let us see it.
🌩️ SCP-3310 - The Old Man of the Lake
Object Class: Archon
There were strange figures in that mist. When any of us attempted to approach them, they would shy away from us, further into the fog. There was something quite queer about them, however. Some of them seemed to possess too many limbs at a time, and those limbs were far too long.
🐝 SCP-3368 - Bees on the Brain
Object Class: Declassified
[🐝SECURITY HAZARD ACTIVATED: SCANNING FOR BEES🐝]
🐛 SCP-3396 - The Empyrean Parasite
Object Class: Tiamat
Rather than providing their standard conceptual energy and thaumic potential readings, Foundation prototypic thaumic scanners invariably alter their method of data return to provide the word “THRIVE” in a random language upon each scan. The significance of this is unknown.
🌴 Site-3408 - Welcome to Site-3408
Site Class: Containment
Let the hydrochloric acid burn all your troubles away.
💭 SCP-3443 - Placeholder
Object Class: N/A
Please disregard this. Accidentally created when revisiting DB_workID#-3443-04. Hadn't seen O5 directive, wish it had come sooner, I'm sick of this one… Still not sure what all the fuss is about anyway, whole damn scip isn't even real.
🤗 SCP-3455 - 411 Days A Year
Object Class: Archon
SCP-3455 has been widely designated as an extra month in the calendar named Liberary amongst the civilian population.
😟 SCP-3557 - CK or OK?
Object Class: Pending
SCP-3557 may have already ended the world, and there's nothing we can do about: we're living in a new reality that may have nothing to do with the old one.
🌊 SCP-3700 - Tides of War
Object Class: Hiemal
All vessels, ANGIE has been spotted. Engage 'Winter Maelstrom.'
🐴 SCP-3787 - The Horse Meme
Object Class: Hiemal
As of the creation of this document, the aforementioned equine anomalies have yet to be re-contained.
🎸 SCP-3882 - A Literal Metal Band
Object Class: Declassified
Dr. Soon: To be honest, I have to ask: why don't you produce more industrial metal?
Kingsmith.5: That's a bit stereotypical, don't you think?
🧠 SCP-3895 - Our Unrest
Object Class: Tiamat
Our strength endures. We are the Foundation.
⚫ SCP-3930 - The Pattern Screamer
Object Class: N/A
SCP-3930 does not exist.
🐟 UNDEFINED - Containment Chamber #3942
Object Class: UNDEFINED
Description: PENDING
👁️🗨️ SCP-3999 - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me
Object Class: Apollyon
The Eleven Day Empire melted me, and I submitted. You watched me submit from the moment I joined the Foundation community.
SCP-3999 has won.
SCP-3999 has lost.
🔥 SCP-4005 - The Holy and Heavenly City of Fabled China
Object Class: Apollyon
SCP-4005 refers to an indestructible glass mosque lamp, recovered from Cairo, Egypt.
🏢 SCP-4008 - Wormwood
Object Class: Pending
I've decided to head back to Site-183 and research everything we've found here. The rest of the team can return to Site Gamma and continue the dig without me; since the entire purpose of the project was to determine if and how these cities were destroyed, I'm sure Director Alami will agree.
🔀 SCP-4013 - It Can't Be Allowed To Stop
Object Class: Pending
As such, SCP-4013 cannot be adequately described in a manner that both respects all of its parts and adheres to standard requirements.
🔐 SCP-4015 - The Keepers
Object Class: Eparch
My mission never changes, it never has, it never will.
🔄 SCP-4096 - The Ol' Switcheroo
Object Class: Euclid Currently debated
SCP-4096 is, under the manifold's current definition, contained. A method of breaching said containment is currently being investigated.
👾 SCP-4100 - Future Imperfect
Threat Level: 0 Interstellar, 10 Surface-Bound
Following the destruction of SCP-4100, this file has been archived. The latest available draft of the file is awaiting publication.
👩🚀 SCP-4113 - Long is the Way You Must Wander
Object Class: Hera (Hostile/High Utility)
The Hermes towed the Delivery back to Pallas Athena's space dock. SCP-4113 did not follow.
🔁 SCP-4121 - The Stasis Quo
Object Class: Hiemal
If these experiments had delivered any benefit at all then maybe, just maybe, I would be inclined to understand. I've seen no progress and as such my recommendation is simple, tear it all down. We're financing and enabling torture. There is no excuse.
🌐 SCP-4200 - The World, Idealized
Object Class: Archon
Partly. History shouldn't be touched. It's happened, and there's nothing that can be done. But in removing me, you touched history. It doesn't sit well with me, even if I am grateful to now live as a normal person. I can't help feeling… a creeping sense of dread.
🌌 SCP-4223 - Invasion
Object Class: Gödel
Attention occupants of Earth, iteration FP-25723839. This is a broadcast from the SCP Foundation and the remaining international governments of this world.
🐺 SCP-ℸp♡9 - or, KTE-6561-Black, or, dolphinslugchugger and scarhaver's GAW-1 proposal, or, 8008132, or, Our Friend Who Lives By The Lake, or, The Lake, or, A Very Important Question, or, The Reason We Did Something New This Time, or, Go Big or Go Home
Object Class: Keter/Friend
And if we don't look out for each other, who's going to look out for any of us, right?
🦅 SCP-4444 - Bush v. Gore
Object Class: Ticonderoga
Additionally, SCP-4444 apologized for "casting a dark spell" over the audience, and insisted it wouldn't happen again.
🏊 SCP-4540 - History, Together
Object Class: Hiemal
These two skeletons were found hand in hand.
➗ SCP-4555 - The Last Last Question
Object Class: Gödel
A cognitive analysis must be completed to communicate accurately, do you consent?
📜 SCP-4812 - Wrath
Object Class: See Classification Memorandum
We've confirmed what we feared. They don't know it, but they've found her.
🛬 SCP-4911 - September 11th, 2001
Object Class: Uncontained
Not for a while. We just sat there, and she spent a lot of time looking out towards the towers- and… well, eventually I just asked her if she was going to be ok again, and she looked at me.
Explained SCPs
🤫 SCP-1763-EX - How To Write An SCP
Object Class: None
~ Documents recovered from the personal computer of an unknown Researcher, 03/01/2018.
🧑🏿 SCP-1851-EX - Drapetomania
Classification Type: Threatening
Phenomenon 1851-023 is a disorder of the mind exclusive to the Negro race, and most particularly to those segments of the Negro race appropriately employed in servile labor under the tutelage of a white master.
Joke SCPs
💵 Cimmerian-Kaktus Proposal - The Broke God
Object Class: Iyov
Heyyyyyy Adam, it's me, Mike. Mike Kain? You know, from that one time we met when you contained me? Yeeeeeeeah
🎺 Daveyoufool's Proposal - KEEP CALM AND APOLLY ON
Object Class: Apollyon
Description: The description of SCP-OO1-J is a lethal cognitohazard, and as such, is available on request for all interested personnel.
😍 Dr. Palanez's Proposal - The Question
Object Class: Agape
A large number of specific circumstances and behaviors have been confirmed to strengthen the effects of SCP-001-J ; this list has been compiled by Dr. Palanez.
🤭 SCP-009-J - Where Is It?
Object Class: Fun for ages 2 and up
SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone?
🤥 SCP-010-J - WHAT KETER I DON'T SEE ANY KETER
Object Class: Completely harmless, stop asking
You can stop worrying about it being made of black holes. I said stop!
💪 SCP-076-J - IN OWN WORDS
Object Class: By Grace Of Lord Enlil King Of Kings Grandchild Of God Master Of All Smasher Of Thousands Better Than You At All Things
Failure to obey laws will result in AK-class Able-Demonstrate-To-You-What-Scaphism-Is scenario.
👂 SCP-164-J - Ear Magic
Spell Class: Arcane/Rite
Swagger-casting (summoning subtype)
😨 SCP-536-J - It's on the back of your head
Object Class: The hell is that thing?
SCP-536-J was discovered on the back of your head. Yeah, it's still there. Hold still, man.
😕 SCP-543-J - Tweetle Beetles
Object Class: Grinchlike Constantinople
In the event of an XK-Tweetle-Beetle-Battle-Breaching-Bottle Situation, Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox in Socks") will be deployed to recontain all specimens, while Mobile Task Force Gamma-5 ("Red Herring Blue Herring") will lead efforts to suppress public knowledge of the creatures and cover up any collateral damage with false claims.
🐜 SCP-723-J - Sad Roach
Object Class: :<
SAD ROACH NOOOOOOOOO
🐜 SCP-724-J - Bad Roach
Object Class: >:3
Fucks Given: n/a
😚 SCP-732-J - Tiny Ceramic Seahorse
Object Class: Adorable
…Actually, I was hoping to get one for myself. And maybe my cousins. Your Tiny Ceramic Seahorse looks happy.
💪🏻 SCP-1150-J - Budget Hole
Object Class: Cannot be classified using available means.
The sculpture is approximately (last tape measure in Area 22/13 was lost during Incident ██.██.20██) 1.5 meters tall and can be carried by four (4) properly fed Foundation employees.
🎥 SCP-1201-J - That One Movie
Object Class: Action… I think?
Oh wait, I think I'm getting it. Hold on… Damnit you messed me up! It wasn't [REDACTED]! Since when has [REDACTED] been in anything anyways? Have you seen her at the Oscars? She looked like one of those skeletons from that old game. You know that old game, right?
🤯 SCP-1234-J - An SCP
Object Class: [REDACTED]
SCP-1234-J was discovered by personnel following their detection of anomalous activity. A containment force was sent to contain SCP-1234-J. It was then contained.
😱 SCP-1333-J! - THE SCREAMING MAN
Object Class: Enochian
SCP-1333 is THE SCREAMING MAN!
🍊 SCP-1622-J - No Object Class Whatsoever
Object Class: Malkuth (Simple/Low) Gevurah (Dangerous/High) Pending
What is this? I thought you took care of this, Hutchins. Why has nobody been using the normal protocols for discipline? This would've been solved ages ago, if you'd just come to me instead of getting in a pissing contest. Christ, both of you, you're better than this, this is beneath you.
🇷🇺 SCP-1922-J - Pathetic System of American Pigs
Object Class: Primitive
It seeks to enslave the common worker under the doctrine of SCP-1922-J-1 and deprive him of the fruits of his toil.
⚾ SCP-1994-J - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
Object Class: AMAZING!!!!!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE GO TO THE PARK?!?!?!?!!?!
😒 SCP-2719-J - an inside joke
Object Class: Unfunny
"Hello, an inside joke, I'm dad."
🥞 SCP-3000-J - Kellogg's® Foundation Flakes™!
Cereal Class: G-r-r-reat!
Grand Karcist Ion™: You can't stop me! My Sark-Bite™ army is too powerful! Together, They will help me rule the world!!! Ha Ha Ha !
🚱 SCP-5150-J - Think Of The Children
Outrage Class: Unacceptable.
Then he looked at me and said (and I remember his words verbatim) "Are you okay? You've been sitting in your car staring at me for the past seven minutes." Those are the words of a boy who can't read social cues. Go find that boy, tell me I'm wrong. Because I'm not.
🚬 SCP-5200-J - JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!
Object Class: DARE
Giving into SCP-5200-J has many results, the most common being getting hooked on the wacky tobacky.
🚪 SCP-7143-J - THE KNOB
Object Class: N/A
Notes: This is a doorknob. -Dr. Dorian
✈️ SCP-7789-J - There are so many possible puns for this! Some are too phon-ny and others won't fly.
Object Class: Business Class
SCP-7789-J is triggered whenever an airplane passenger or nearby individual utilizes an active cellphone or smartphone which is not set on airplane mode during take-off or landing.
😑 SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
Object Class: Apollyon
Addendum 3, you goddamn plebs:
💸 SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures
Object Class: Problematic
SCP-8851-J is a 95% budgetary cut from the Humanity Preservation Association following Incident-████-Y.
👩 SCP-2128046979-J - You don't know her, she works at a different Site!
Girlfriend Class: Real
SCP-2128046979-J is Junior Researcher Jimmy's girlfriend.
🤢 SCP-1347-1352-J - What a Pestis
Object Class: Loud and messy
SCP-1347-1353-J enjoys hosting long, loud, and destructive parties in our apartment, every night.
📱 SCP-1-800-J - SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED
Object Class: LIMITED TIME OFFER!
But wait, there's MORE!
🎲 SCP-1D6-J - Gygax's Folly
Object Class:
1. Safe
2. Euclid
3. Keter
4. Safe, later promoted to Euclid once it exploded a guy's eyeballs
5. Safe, later promoted to Keter once it exploded ten guys' eyeballs
6. Double Keter
Description: SCP-1D6-J is a:
- stone cube
- common household item
- big dog
- swarm of insects
- just some hobo
- conglomeration of body parts from at least three different taxa
👨🍳 SCP-41-D3N73-J - Lotsa Pasta
Object Class: worst
SCP-41-D3N73-J is a shelf of sapient boxes of pasta, all unfortunately capable of speech.
🐓 SCP-80-K-J - Chicken Corps
Object Class: Ridiculous
SCP-80-K Prime: You will address me as "Sir", as my rank entails, or face dire repercussions.
💾 SCP-80s-J - Strangerer Things
Object Class: Uncontained
SCP-80s-J-3: Stranger things?
D-9 Harris: What?
SCP-80s-J-3: Nothing, nevermind.
☐ SCP-even-number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]
Object Class: Enochian
In light of incident ███-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
🥌 SCP-____-J - Procrastinati
Object Class: _______
It's a rock that makes you procrastinate.
⬛ SCP-????-J - Some fucking thing in a box
Object Class: i dunno
O5-1: Oi, what the fuck is that thing?
❓ SCP-META-EX-J - Please Don't Coldpost
Object Class: Uncontained Apollyon Explained? Apollyon Keter Explained Definitely Apollyon Explained, to a degree, I guess Confusing (Pending Class Reassignment)
TheBillith proceeds to bash his head against a wall for the next seventeen hours. Dies from brain damage shortly thereafter.
📹 SCP-sqrt(-1)-J
Object Class: Imaginary
The Foundation understands squinting for 2 hours at a time can be hard. Agent Rodgers enjoys the help from the provided electrodes.
📃 SCP-TLDR-J - An Easily Digestible Document
Length Class: Too
TL;DR: SCP-TLDR-J is a metamorphic document with a variety of forms, each possessing unique, mostly pointless anomalous properties.
😲 SCP-WOW-J - Dr. Fynegan and Agent Forelli's Bizarre Adventure
Object Class: Unclear/Unknown
Object Class: Xilas WTF
Object Class: AXOLOTL FOREVER
Object Class: Haven't picked one yet cause they all look kinda cool. Nehemoth sounds shway, but Apollyon sounds cool as well.
Addendum 01:
God, SCP-WOW-J is confusing. - Dr. Fynegan
Super Cute Pets (April Fool's 2014)
🐜 SCP-006-CU-EX - Cuddly Cwawies
Object Class: Lifetime Companion
Anyone caught attempting to brutally murder an instance of SCP-006-CU-EX like a cold-blooded son-of-a-bitch is subject to immediate termination.
🦎 SCP-682-CU - Cutest Ickle Lizard
Object Class: Pink and fluffy
Dr. ██████: Now, who's a good ickle lizard?
SCP-682-Cu: (No verbal communication)
Dr. ██████: That's right! You are! Yes you are!
👀 SCP-2600-CU - The Cutest Little Thing
Object Class: It's, uh, cute.
Pleasehelp Any personnel who are mean to SCP-2600-CU are to be sent to time-out, or assigned to cleaning up the naughty corner.
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