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CODENAME: Cimmerian/kaktus Proposal - "The Broke God"
CODENAME: Daveyoufool's Proposal - "KEEP CALM AND APOLLY ON"
CODENAME: Dr. Palanez's Proposal - "The Question"
CODENAME: Another djkaktus Proposal - "RUMBLY IN ITS TUMBLY"
CODENAME: Henzoid-Crocket's Proposal - "When Day Breaks Up"