SCP-055
rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Appollyon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-055 is to be contained in a clipboard that holds several other sheets of paper to disguise the true paper. It is to be locked in one of Site-19’s Keter containment cells, only accessible by Level 5 access.

Description: SCP-055 is just
peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny peanut funny 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It’s literally a piece of paper with an Arachis hypogaea1 on it labeled:

Peanut funny haha

Addendum: I’m going to retire.

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