SCP-579
rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-███

Object Class: ███

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is to be contained in one of Site-█’s ███ Storage Locker. It is to be taken out on a ██████ basis for ███. Testing should use █ D-███ to prevent █████████. No consumption of ███ is permitted outside of testing.

Description: SCP-███ is a ███ brand box of ███. It’s contents will ███ after consumption. The subject, hereby designated SCP-██-1, will ███ after approximately █ minutes and will become ███ to all ███. After it ███ the ███ to ███, it will begin ███ the ███. Once consumption is complete, the subject will loudly proclaim:

“ ███ ███, ███ ███ █████████!”

Addendum: DATA EXPUNGED REDACTED DELETED ███████████████

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