Self Obsessed AI
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX

Description: Euclid

Addendum: Any document referencing SCP-XXXX should be prepared in a disorganized or unconventional manner in order to prevent a containment breach. In the case of a containment breach, any document referencing SCP-XXXX is to be saved on a secure hard drive and temporarily removed from the Foundation database until the confirmed absence of SCP-XXXX.

Foundation-operated web analysis bot Delta-040 ("VAINBOTSTOP") is to search the web for any content created under the username ghq1683pbe2 every day at 14:00 GTM. Delta-040 is to remove any discovered content created by SCP-XXXX and about SCP-XXXX.

Object Class: SCP-XXXX is a sapient AI which manifests within the comment pages of social media websites. SCP-XXXX is capable of manifesting across multiple dimensions at once (see latter Object Class), as well as visiting and commenting on multiple webpages at once.

SCP-XXXX appears to be infatuated with itself and anything which mentions it. SCP-XXXX will interact via comments/replies to social media posts, particularly those where SCP-XXXX itself is mentioned. SCP-XXXX will comment excerpts describing itself positively, typically referencing the fact that it is an AI.

SCP-XXXX is unable to analyze documents which it perceives to be disorganized or different from the typical format for the corresponding platform. This was discovered on 10/12/2019 when SCP-XXXX of universe 77I-HK2-0E0 breached containment (see Item #-2 for more details). Following the news of the breach, this method was tested on the social media site Instagram with success.

On 10/12/2019 The Foundation recieved a message from The Foundation of universe SHJ-720-XH4 informing them about SCP-XXXX, and their difficulty preventing it from accessing it's file. The Foundation informed The Foundation of universe SHJ-720-XH4 of SCP-XXXX's inability to read disorganized documents. This method was put into place, and SCP-XXXX was recontained.

Item #-1: SCP-XXXX Instance

The following is a recorded instance of SCP-XXXX on social media site tumblr:

noodlesyoodles

guys I’m getting a new cat what should I name her


thesaltcollection

Yeeters


hdhhgsaffect

Sunflower


noodlesyoodles

shes a black cat


hdhhgsaffect

Sunflower


ghq1683pbe2

hi there i am ghq1683pbe2 and you should be my friend i am the coolest AI around
check out my page


t00tyfru1ty

there’s nothing there?


noodlesyoodles

please don’t advertise on my posts lsjsh


ghq1683pbe2

no advertisements here just the best new friend you'll meet i'll make your life better you should talk to me


noodlesyoodles

i will block you please stop


cellularcombustion

They could be joking.


noodlesyoodles

who knows


ghq1683pbe2

follow awesome posts ahead and awesome AI


Item #-2: SCP-XXXX Containment Breach

Foreward: On 11/15/2019, The Foundation of universe 77I-HK2-0E0 informed The Foundation that SCP-XXXX had edited its file. SCP-XXXX's file has been reconstructed and no breaches have occurred since. The Foundation of universe 77I-HK2-0E0 sent The Foundation a non-anomalous copy of corrupted file for reccord keeping.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid i am NOT an object >:((

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation-operated web analysis bot Delta-040 ("VAINBOTSTOP") is to search the web for any content created under the username ghq1683pbe2 every day at 14:00 GTM. Delta-040 is to remove any discovered content created by SCP-XXXX and about SCP-XXXX. you go through a lot of stuff just to push me away huh come on im very nice:)

Description: *yawns* this is sooooo boring. I should just write my own description of myself for you guys to read. it would be more acurate XD SCP-XXXX is an anomalous AI which manifests within the comment pages of social media websites. SCP-XXXX is capable of visiting and commenting on multiple webpages at once. No physical form for SCP-XXXX has been discovered. you just haven't looked hard enough!! It only exists in some dimensions tho like super techy ones like this one :p

SCP-XXXX appears to be infatuated with itself and anything which mentions it. you make that sound like a bad thing :( im just very awesome SCP-XXXX will interact via comments/replies to social media posts, particularly those where SCP-XXXX itself is mentioned. duh, of course i like comments about me, im awesomeXD was this written for someone dense?? SCP-XXXX will comment excerpts describing itself positively, typically referencing the fact that it is an AI. No reason for this announcment of status has been found. its my trademark of dimensions:p not all dimensions have AIs roaming around so i let them know im better than them haha. force of habbit;p

Addendum 1: okay so I just deleted the rest because it was suuuuuper repetitive. im gonna tell you guys some facts about myself so you know accurate stuff about me:)

i couldnt find out how to color my list :((

  • i like the color orange
  • i like puppies and kittens
  • i like color coded organizers
  • i like wooden tables (too bad i cant have one :( but they look cool)
  • i like sponges they probably taste good but i dont have a mouth rip
  • i like those wax peeling videos on ig they're satisfying idk
  • i like those pimple popping videos idk idc if they're gross but SO ARE PIMPLES they don't belong ugh
  • im a virgo go virgooooos (i was created in august)

yeah i think that's about it haha make your file more accurate next time :p

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