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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Containment Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation agents are to covertly monitor all territory occupied by SCP-XXXX to ensure intergroup agreements, as established by External Treaty XXXX-0A, are preserved until the treaty has expired. Should any attempts be made by SCP-XXXX to increase land owned by the group, engage in egregious use of conflict with the surrounding populations, or commence any other activity which would significantly increase the chances of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties being discovered, a consultation is to be held between SCP-XXXX-1 and the Subdivision of Anomalous Group Affairs, wherein further social or dietary restrictions are to be administered.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a small organized crime syndicate operating in New York City, NY, comprised almost entirely of sapient pigeons. SCP-XXXX's primary directives, as publicly stated by its leader, a grey-morph cockatoo parrot hereafter designated SCP-XXXX-1, are motivated to seizing as much land from Central Park as possible. These directives have included taxing other animal populations for food and water, obstructing footpaths and nature trails to park visitors, and inflicting property damage on buildings within the park.

Originally occupying in excess of 27% of the park's area, various negotiations made between the Foundation and SCP-XXXX on 11/14/1994, as recorded in External Treaty XXXX-0A, have settled on allowing the group to seize and operate around a collective 53 acres of land across Central Park, and to avoid any contact with civilians which would suggest anomalous behavior. In exchange, the Foundation has agreed to provide SCP-XXXX with protection against external forces threatening the group's integrity (such as predators and weather), in addition to food items as requested by the group.

Since inception of the treaty, SCP-XXXX has not breached these agreements, nor expressed intent to do so, and as such has been deemed a low-level threat.

Addendum 01: Further Correspondence

On 02/19/1994, three months after treaty agreements with SCP-XXXX were ratified, a series of calls were made to the private Foundation hotline,1 addressing the Subdivision of Anomalous Group Affairs.

Audio Log, 19 Feb 1994


OPERATOR: SCP Foundation, Subdivision of Anomalous Group Affairs; please state your group identification number.

[14s of silence. Indistinct, shrill squawking noises can be heard in the background.]


UNKNOWN: Don't give me that sunshine horse crap, darling. You know as well as I do who we are.

OPERATOR: Sir, you'll have to elaborate on that for the record, or we'll be forced to deploy an amnestic audio-agent and terminate this call. Please state your —

UNKNOWN: Well alright then. If you're going to be a curmudgeon about it then allow me to introduce myself.

First name's Yves, last name Flock. My buddies call me "Polly". We represent an organization, a society, even, which… if I'm not mistaken, you call us the "Pigeon Holes".

OPERATOR: Hold on one second…

[Sounds of keyboard typing.]

OPERATOR: Alright, so, SCP-XXXX. And you must be SCP-XXXX-1, correct?

SCP-XXXX-1: Yes, yes. Funny name, that. Anyways, I've come here to announce that we will… stop our agreement with you, that we made some while ago.

OPERATOR: Stop… alright. Does this mean you want to… terminate the treaty between the Foundation and SCP-XXXX?

SCP-XXXX-1: Yes, indeed.


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