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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous phenomenon present in all non-anomalous humans and animals. During an iteration of SCP-XXXX, subjects will perform a number of actions via autonomic impulses. The order of actions is as follows:

  • Subject closes their eyes
  • Subject inhales via the oral cavity
  • Subject retracts their head towards the back of their neck
  • Subject throws their head forwards and violently exhales via the oral and nasal cavities, expelling saliva and mucus at high velocities

SCP-XXXX is not anomalous in its execution, but rather, its activation. SCP-XXXX iterations occur as a direct result of close proximity to certain spacial and/or antimemetic anomalies that have yet to be fully understood. These anomalies are irregular, invisible, intangible, and impossible to detect beyond the activation of SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX is an evolutionary trait, and as a result, has vestigial triggers that do not correspond to anomalous interference. Among a number of other, variable stimuli, triggers include nasal prodding, lowered temperatures, and viral or bacterial inflamation, most notably, the common cold.

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