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<UNKNOWN> The server's been set up and secured. You have five minutes before our connection is severed. Go.
<Dr. Clerin> You've familiarized yourself with SCP-XXXX, as I requested?
<UNKNOWN> Yes.
<Dr. Clerin> Then you're aware that there's more to the picture than meets the eye?
<UNKNOWN> As is always the case.
<Dr. Clerin> I've been doing research, going real deep into the Foundation's databases, including our collection on antimemes. For as classified as those documents are, they're really easy to break into.
<UNKNOWN> I specifically told you not to go snooping in classified materials.
<Dr. Clerin> And I specifically told you this was bigger than you could possibly know. Well, turns out I was right.
<UNKNOWN> Explain.
<Dr. Clerin> Attached below is an incomplete file I've put together detailing something I'm calling "SCP-XXXX-1". It should give you all the info you need.
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<UNKNOWN> Where are the containment procedures?
<Dr. Clerin> Just read it.
Item #: SCP-XXXX-1
Object Class: Keter, Eventual Apollyon
Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a race of antimemetic, extra-universal entities with indeterminate power. From the most comprehensive analysis, SCP-XXXX-1 appears to be somewhere on the edge of baseline reality, but cannot be fully present due to complications with the reality barrier. Among other things, SCP-XXXX is a key component in keeping SCP-XXXX-1 from gathering enough power to completely enter baseline reality. Its anomalous properties seem to be biologically, evolutionarily engineered to directly counteract SCP-XXXX-1. For as long as humans have existed, SCP-XXXX has most likely been the only thing keeping SCP-XXXX-1 at bay. However, recent readings indicate that SCP-XXXX-1 may be gaining size and power, with a peak in their general relative strength in the past fifty years. It is likely that decreasing the rate of outward spread of SCP-XXXX, thanks to efforts by worldwide health organizations to reduce expulsion of SCP-XXXX related fluids into the air, has taken a toll on the species' ability to halt SCP-XXXX-1's progress. It is crucial that SCP-XXXX-1 is not allowed to enter baseline reality, or we may be facing an HK, SK, or XK class scenario.
<UNKNOWN> You're suggesting that a vaguely definable alien threat is trying to enter our universe, and that the only reason it's getting stronger is because… people are sneezing into their arms or into handkerchiefs instead of into the air?
<Dr. Clerin> Precisely.
<UNKNOWN> You know how unbelievably far-fetched that sounds, right? This is pure lunacy.
<Dr. Clerin> It sounds crazy, but it isn't. At the rate our readings are indicating, SCP-XXXX-1 will be able to fully overcome the reality barrier in a short number of years, and considering that it's been trying for millennia, this explanation is more than likely.
<UNKNOWN> Let's imagine, for a moment, that what you're suggesting is somehow true. What are our next steps? What are we supposed to do, tell people sneezing is good for the environment?
<Dr. Clerin> I don't know. I haven't gotten that far.
<UNKNOWN> There's no easy way to spin this, even with satellite amnestics. And, you don't even have a plan? Not even a proposal?
<Dr. Clerin> Not at the moment, but we're working on one.
<UNKNOWN> You know, I was almost convinced, but admitting that you don't even have a plan is all the proof I need that your data is half-assed at best.
<Dr. Clerin> Please, you have to understand how major of a threat this is! If we just ignore it, humanity as a whole could be entirely destroyed! I've tried to tell others, but they all think I'm crazy! You have to believe me!
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