Bread's Box Of Bad Ideas

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SCP-701-1 in a still image from SCP-701-19██-A

  • Decaffeinated Discourse
    • A coffee machine that has a chatroom where you talk to other coffee machines.
    • They berate you if you try to make anything other than coffee.
  • Someone just fucking invents the concept of running by going back in time, because nobody figured out they could just move faster by moving their legs more.
  • An island off the coast of Florida, claiming to be Florida from the future.
    • Stereotypical Florida traits are accentuated.
  • Moon's Haunted
    • Facility on the moon made to deal with moon ghosts.
    • The whole thing is a big misunderstanding / meme that makes you think the moon is haunted
  • Song lyrics are rewritten to describe apocalyptic events that never took place.
  • Mechanical rat pizza and child casino
    • Deafening music
    • Grease
    • Screaming children
    • Gambling
    • Terrible flashy cheap prizes
    • rat
    • Shooting games that don't give you tickets
    • Germ infested plastic climbing tubes
    • The thin veil of someone staring at you from behind the costume
    • Line between extreme boredom and fun
    • The kids are very scary
    • fun dip
  • Something lives in the government cheese mines
    • The cheese being put in the mines was to contain it
    • Or it was born from the cheese
  • Joseph Paul Jernigan possesses medical devices / Living X-ray photographs
  • Person’s who’s physics and relative universal stability can be changed erratically with sound vibrations
  • Spinal tap for spinal fluid/spine pez dispenser
  • There is only one yawn/sneeze at a time and it just travels person to person
    • If you don't see anyone when you yawn you're just stuck with it
  • A probe from the depths of the ocean exploring us
    • Human and water bug fusion living in the depths of the ocean sent it
  • The other 95% or so of ocean we haven't been explored just actually contains nothing. No bottom, no life, nothing.
  • Parawatch article about following an ARG set up by either Wondertainment or dado. Will see which I find funnier.
  • Something on Everest that increases the amount of micromorts you are exposed to.
    • Something in the rainbow valley, the crevice marked by corpses with brightly colored gear
    • Possibly brought by the 1924 British expedition and lost during the deaths of the head explorers
    • History of people who have died on Everest involved
    • Hannelore Schmatz
  • Places that are abandoned or have disasters happen become literally involuntary parks, having things like benches and lampposts spring up.
  • Deep Roy the chocolate boy
  • Edmund McMillen is the conduit for the horseman of Conquest. Him making games is an attempt to bring Conquest back into the spotlight, because it draws more power from having a larger presence in the public consciousness. (with WestrinWestrin)
  • Living narrative that propagates through things like police reports. Narrative itself is the stereotypical story of a hook handed killer.
    • Or it turns situations into very stereotypical clique scenarios, one of which being the hook hand killer
    • Or it is still the hook hand killer that uses these clique scenarios to kill
  • Parawatch about people talking about spooky experiences with arcade cabinets, when they all realize the machine that haunted all of them just so happened to be Frogger.
    • Since Frogger machines had two CPUs, one of them held The Frog From Frogger. At the end, it's revealed they found it broken open from the inside.
  • -J about some guy who can commit any crime and just say "Did I do thaaaaat?" and get away with it
    • Violates every Geneva convention and gets away with it
  • Tale where The Authors show up and everyone begins to freak out but they just crowd around 173's cell like hehe funni penut
  • Logical process that results in the solution to a problem being the addition of bees. This always works and is never questioned or seen as unusual by other people, and is viewed as a valid, if not the only way to solve the problem. There is no active trigger for it, and it just happens randomly so the Foundation can't reliably utilize it to solve all of their problems.
  • Something, maybe Parawatch, with the "Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board" game working, but the kid keeps going up. They try to reverse it and get sucked down into the ground.
  • Memetics that have remained within the public consciousness and have been hijacked by the Foundation.
    • Loss.jpg
    • The Universal S
    • Sator Square
    • Kilroy
    • Lenny
  • 4035 is a creepypasta / fake cryptid salesman. It exclusively tries to sell you fake cryptids that are obviously fake.
    • Or 4035 as an Arcadia game genie demon as its spiritual sucessor / collab with Almarduk on INT
  • -J made by an angry passive-aggressive researcher about a social memetic making people enjoy the TV show Friends
    • Spread by an auditory response phenomenon, which is confirmed to have infected the other person through rapid muscle movement (The theme song and clapping)
  • Rewrite the centipede running the non-Euclidean food drive for UncertaintyCrossing
  • Make Kevin MacLeod an SCP about copyright free music
  • Primordial ooze of early computing
  • Consult the old bones
  • Ghost that when recorded turns out to actually be a man in a mocap suit doing all this dumb shit
  • Barrel that makes things that going into it that are featherless and bipedal classified as "human"
  • WWS Goi-format that is the board of best and worst animals of the week
    • One animal just keeps showing up as being bad and just ends with "Stinky bastard man"
  • Organs made of fish and aquatic life
    • You are a living fish tank
  • Extremely personal anti-smoking ads
  • Jimmy Neutron Taco Bell
  • WWS format on odd sea creatures / Possibly an aquarium section they now have with funding from the Supervisors
    • Giant pyrosome
    • Barreleye fish
    • Vampire squid
    • Siphonophore
  • Freud is haunted by Oedipus for naming the complex after him

Legends for Department of Folklore

  • Something for insect hell involving oxygen levels
  • Man seagulls can swallow big fuckin things and it's scary
  • Oxpecker but for things that are not alive like giant structures
  • Real clowns acting like clown fish and sea anemones
  • Building where anthropomorphized phobias live
    • Home of Phobia
  • Carnivorous banana peel starfish
  • Fake Foundation accounts / parody Foundation accounts on Void
  • Corpus Coliseum
    • Fight with physical idioms as weapons
      • Head canon
  • Joke Goi-Format for WWS but for furries (this is a terrible idea and I should be ashamed but its so dumb I love it)
    • Oregon Wildlife Organization (OWO)
  • Nexus of Long, Oklahoma, which has some spatial distortion going on
    • Either dealing with its name or its infinite Oklahomas inside of one another
  • Psychopomp but weird
    • Play on the term
  • Holiness being accumulated in animals that eat holy artifacts
  • YWTGTHFT makes a trolley problem that also incorporates other theoretical questions like the Ship of Theseus
  • Reverse hospital, where dead people are made more dead
    • Ends with their equivalent of heart failure, where a person comes back to life after having their heart beat
  • Vending machines are the apex predators of people
  • -J about a dead horse that people want to vigorously beat
  • "peepee poopoo" is a real citable quote from the postmodern philosophers gilles deleuze and felix guattari
  • Fish / creature resembling Rod Serling showing up in the twilight zone of the ocean
  • Trenchcoats inside of a person to pretend to be a person
  • April 1st joke article "Butt Squad instead of Butterfly Squad"
  • Where's Mildew?
  • Same liver, different eagles
    • Prometheus
  • This town shrinks to only accommodate one of us

Tag Golf

  • Currency + Cactaceous
  • Reanimation + Dental
  • Aquatic + Corrosive
  • Avian + Selachian
  • Cephalopodic + Ursine

Potential Titles

  • man door hand hook car door
  • Hours per Minute
  • Abdominal Cavity Full of Leeches
  • Milk ape

TTT Titles

  • Hallucinations Due to The Drowning Game
  • Tell a Joke and You Will Be Killed
  • Dust Breaks the Skeleton of Dreams
  • The Mine is Bleeding and I Am Surrounded
  • Never going back to Scranton's stupid bullshit again
  • Earthquake Teeth is evil
  • According to legend the penguin lives on land
  • You meet a nerd in the parking lot
  • Overrated as Hell, Top Notch as Heaven
  • This is not your father's Blue Moon
  • (x20) 「SHIELD LIKE A DOOR」
  • Man Standing In The Stone Shed There For 8 Minutes
  • A Lost Gallop For the Sun
  • Dissecting The Universe With A Fork
  • Suspect Has Hair- Body is 20-30 feet off the ground
  • If you play it in the true D.J. mode, you'll hear the echo
  • we want you to come visit in Heaven, just don't fuck with those bees
  • For the third time in as many months my soul just vanished
  • Double sexual orientation in sheeps' clothing
  • Lord can you slap that fucking planet together again?

Defunct Wikipedia Articles Titles

  • Alan (legendary creature Not to be confused with Alan (legendary creature), an actual legendary creature in the Philippines.
  • And all other mind altering substances
  • Article on Katy Perry in French to be continued
  • A Young Man Dressed As A Gorilla Dressed As An Old Man Sits Rocking In A Rocking Chair for 56 Minutes and Then Leaves
  • Beezleboss
  • Ben Harrison: There was a problem with your search. This is probably temporary; try again in a few moments, or you can search Wikipedia through an external search service:
  • Big Fucking Sandwich
  • Birth defects considered snazzy by the FDA
  • Bring your Pez dispenser to work day
  • Burying your Brother In The Pavement
  • Call this a cry for help
  • Can someone send me a shiny pokemon on gts for pokemon platinum
  • Cathode Ray Tube Beef Curry
  • Church of Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Cool Beans FC
  • Discussion on business models and organizational charters applicable to large free wikis
  • Does not link to hitler
  • Do you stock battletoads
  • DRIP IRELAND
  • Extreme accounting Single sentence; "In extreme accounting, competitors are required to add and divide six-digit tax figures while climbing a 60000 foot mountain."

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