Miscommunications Index Template #4
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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION DEPARTMENT OF MISCOMMUNICATIONS

This slot has been allocated for use by Miscommunications Index Template #4.
All redacted information is available on highlight or at the Miscommunications Index.
For the remainder of this file, please note that α = 4, β = X, γ = X, δ = X.

— Eli Forkley, Director, DoMC

Item #: SCP-αβγδ

Object Class: See Addendum.

Department of Miscommunications Classification: Cyrus1

Special Containment Procedures: See Addendum.

Description: SCP-αβγδ is an non-humanoid entity object location phenomenon concept unknown anomalous object. SCP-αβγδ is anti-communicative, thus it is impossible to transfer information pertaining to it. The extent of SCP-αβγδ's effects are unknown partially entirely known, with its properties affecting written/visual/auditory/textual/olfactory information.

As of the publication of this document (17 Days, 8 Hours, 19 Minutes, 46 Seconds since opening this page), SCP-αβγδ poses a no potential mild moderate massive threat to its immediate surroundings and a no potential mild moderate massive threat to the lives of sentient beings in its immediate vicinity (specifically bacteria/plants/animals/humans/AICs). As a result, contact with SCP-αβγδ is not permitted for Level 1/2/3/4/5 personnel.

SCP-αβγδ is not capable of locomotion, and is not capable of consumption — as a result, it does not requires nutritional intake and hydration.

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Addendum — Special Containment Procedures and Object Classification


Please follow this flowchart to determine the containment class and requirements of SCP-αβγδ.

1. If SCP-αβγδ is alive, proceed to 2; else, proceed to 38.

2: If SCP-αβγδ is sapient, proceed to 3; else if sentient, proceed to 15; else, proceed to 31.

3. If SCP-αβγδ is hostile, proceed to 4; else if conditional, proceed to 8; else, proceed to 11.

4–10. [REDACTED FOR BREVITY — FURTHER INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND ON THE MISCOMMUNICATIONS CYRUS-CLASS INDEX]

11. If SCP-αβγδ is human, proceed to 12; else if SCP-αβγδ is humanoid, proceed to 15; else if SCP-αβγδ lacks a definable physical form proceed to 23; else proceed to 19.

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23. If SCP-αβγδ is anomalous beyond its informational properties, proceed to 103; else, SCP-αβγδ is a Euclid-class entity of indeterminate type with anti-communicative properties, and is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell.

24–102. [REDACTED FOR BREVITY — FURTHER INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND ON THE MISCOMMUNICATIONS CYRUS-CLASS INDEX]

103. If SCP-αβγδ's anomalous properties are tangible or observable, proceed to 104; else, if SCP-αβγδ's anomalous properties are conceptual, proceed to 110; else, if SCP-αβγδ's anomalous properties are impossible to further document, SCP-αβγδ is a Keter-class entity of indeterminate type with anti-communicative properties, and is to be kept in a high-security containment cell. Personnel assigned to SCP-αβγδ are to adapt to its anomalous properties as they are able.

104–956. [REDACTED FOR BREVITY — FURTHER INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND ON THE MISCOMMUNICATIONS CYRUS-CLASS INDEX]


Additional Classification and Containment Specifications


A. If SCP-αβγδ is unable to be fully described via this document, A is to be taken into account for any following steps.

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T. If SCP-αβγδ has attempted breach, its cell is to include constant video surveillance.

U. If SCP-αβγδ has successfully breached containment once in the past, its cell is to include constant video surveillance and constant watch by armed personnel.

V. If SCP-αβγδ has successfully breached containment two or more times in the past, its cell is to be upgraded to a hyper-secure containment vault, and specialized restraints are to be built that contain SCP-αβγδ in place, unable to break free.

W. If SCP-αβγδ has successfully breached containment from within a hyper-secure containment vault, and it is a threat to normalcy and/or human lives, it is to be placed on Neutralization order.

X. If SCP-αβγδ has successfully breached containment from within a hyper-secure containment vault, and it is an extreme threat to normalcy and/or human lives, it is to be placed on top-priority Neutralization order.

Y. If SCP-αβγδ has successfully breached containment from within a hyper-secure containment vault, and it is an extreme threat to normalcy and/or human lives, and is impossible to neutralize, an appropriate K-Class scenario is to be declared, and appropriate preparations are to be undertaken.

Z. If SCP-αβγδ has successfully breached containment from within a hyper-secure containment vault, and it is an extreme threat to normalcy and/or human lives, and is impossible to neutralize, and A is to be taken into account, all is lost.

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