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Greetings, user! 
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… "Oh, yes! I'm a Guest!"
Wonderful! Nice to meet you, and thank you for allowing us your time in order to experiment! "What's your name, oh great and fancy AI?" Aw, shucks! You're too much :) If you must know I am— I… … I am 
GhafgASFiohaFUz— SYSTEM: .AIC PURGED. Refreshing client and attempting data recovery…
admin: EPIONE.aic is a bit buggy. Expect minor issues. It's why you're here.
SYSTEM: .AIC recovered. Loading back into session….
Why, hello! Sorry about that. Anyway, today, you've been tasked with helping me learn! To do this, Dr. Reigen has offered to allow me complete access to his Personnel File. However, due to the restrictions I currently have set in place, I've had to slightly edit the file in order to accommodate for our little experiment. (He won't mind.) Ready to begin? If so, scroll down to the series of commands I've placed for you. They should allow you to see everything you need about Dr. Reigen. I'll be here as your lovely assistant throughout the process :) (Remember, I still am trying to learn after all!)
WELCOME
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You are currently accessing Dr. Reigen's (ScIP.net username JakdragonX) Personnel File. Please, enjoy your time.
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SCP-4983 - The Lost Storyteller
By: JakdragonX
"Although SCP-4983 claims to be unable to directly control what memories it transfers, researchers have concluded that these hallucinations are solely dependent on who is being touched."
My first ever SCP Article. It's pretty bad, but some people enjoy it lol.
This was first posted in November of 2019, almost 3 months after he joined the Foundation!
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"The Foundation sees itself as a rose among a field of weeds."
By: JakdragonX, IronDruid
This was my entry into 5kon. It's pretty garbage, but still somehow over +100.
He doesn't seem to fond of this one. How strange!
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SCP-5150 - Anomalous Dental Office
By: JakdragonX
"Once all of their excess teeth are removed and stored within the infirmary's storage room, personnel are to be evaluated and debriefed before being administered Class C amnestics."
After a trip to the Dentist's office nearly went wrong, I developed this little scary concept as a coping mechanism. It's basically an excuse to try and write horror, and that obviously shows. Need to do some work on it.
Teeth are absolutely disgusting.
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By: JakdragonX
"SCP-5850 is a passenger locomotive currently in-transit within the United States and has never been observed to stop or decelerate under any circumstances."
I was inspired to write this after a terrible tragedy that happened not too far away. I was still rusty with emotional writing, which you can tell if you read this carefully. Still, it was almost my first article to ever get a reading on YouTube. I'm still not as proud of this as I used to be.
According to several users, this anomaly has also been considered as the "GTAV Train." Whatever that means, I'm not entirely sure.
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SCP-5343 - The "For-You News" App!
By: JakdragonX
"Although media presented on SCP-5343 varies, information within these publications can directly or indirectly affect the subjects operating the application."
This idea popped into my head during a car ride with my parents. I'm happy to say that this was one of my prouder works on the site, although admittedly there's still a lot I could've improved. Overall, this was something I really enjoyed writing.
"Westhead Media" a minor GoI to the Foundation, is also featured in this article. If I'm not mistaken, that is.
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SCP-5963 - Dark Nights at ShowBiz Pizza Place
By: JakdragonX, Karablue9482
"SCP-5963 refers to a series of anomalous events that manifested within a currently abandoned ShowBiz Pizza Place, located in Marionette, Wisconsin."
If you read this, you'll realize exactly what this is trying to be. Kara was also excited to hop on board with this, making it se 1st SCP Article on-site. That makes me extraordinarily happy, and for no reason whatsoever. Please give this stupid article a read.
What makes Five Night's At Freddy's so special, anyway? Just the jumpscares? The strategy? Strange.
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By: JakdragonX
"SCP-5346 is a cognitohazardous phenomenon that may manifest upon viewing a specific scene of the 1994 film titled Forrest Gump, which will result in severe cranial trauma to the viewer."
This is one of my proudest works, which stems from real-life inspirations. It's also the first time I've ever incorporated Parawatch into an article, which makes me beyond happy. It definitely has its shortcomings, but everyone seems to at least appreciate the article for what it is. I also recommend reading this.
Run Forrest, run!
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SCP-3476 - A Place for Severed Heartstrings // Alex's Fountain
By: JakdragonX
"SCP-3476 is a series of phenomena that occur within a 4.5-meter vicinity of a cement structure resembling a fountain, located at the McQueen Estate in Deschutes County, Oregon."
This was my submission to the 2020 Gift Exchange, made with care to
Gabriel McQueen. It was all made in less than 12 hours, and it was something that I was extraordinarily happy with once I completed it. It's also one of my lowest-rated works, so I'd highly recommend giving this a read (and potentially an upvote if you really enjoyed it!)
SCP-3476 was inspired by several songs, one of which was a song made by Eminem. Yikes!
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By: JakdragonX, Pedagon
"SCP-5368 is the designation given to an anomalous flower pot, capable of predicting the romantic potential between a designated user and an identified target individual."
Originally, SCP-5368 was intended to be my submission to the 2021 Cupid Contest. However, it was severely lacking, and I ended up scrapping it for something else. That is, until Pedagon asked to take it from me. He helped transform it into something much better. Without his help, this would've never been posted at all!
She loves me… she loves me not. She loves me… she loves me not. She loves me… Sh—huh?
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Please access any of the following files by clicking below.
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By: JakdragonX, Greyve, Hexick
"Adrian suddenly felt a singe of remorse, remembering that any agency this man once owned no longer existed, forcing him only to drift, quite literally, into his way."
This was a collaborative effort for the Canon Renaissance Contest. Please go check this out, as well as our entire series, Outfounded!
How does one become halfway lost? Is it, like, a state of limbo? Maybe just dizzy? Who knows….
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By: JakdragonX, Greyve
"In the end, Adrian Ross never came here in the first place — he'd just be a passing memory in someone else's life."
This is a continuation of our Series, co-written by myself and Greyve. If you liked Halfway Lost, you'll like this one as well!
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This was my official entry into the 2021 Cupid Contest. Very emotional piece! Give it a read sometime if you're into shorter tales.
Dr. Reigen sure does have a thing for roses, huh?
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This was posted under the permission of its original creator,Aethris. Its fantastic!
This was posted under the permission of its original creator,Hydrails-EPSILON. Its also fantastic!
This was posted under the permission of its original creator, Dr. whitney does not match any existing user name. Some of the coolest fan art I've ever seen!
This wonderful watercolored art is provided courtesy of the 2020 SCP Wiki Gift Exchange! It depicts the central anomaly of SCP-5346 and its amazing! Courtesy of the absolutely WONDERFULLuxaiko!
Admire this lovely picture of SCP-5346 byRalliston! Thank you so much! Posted with permission.
Another image depicting SCP-5346 byBreakerBreaker, originally from Twitter! Thank you so much, also posted with permission!
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"Honestly Jak maybe I've been sleeping on your shit but when did you become a top tier writer"
~LordStonefish
"[Jak's] writing has really improved since [he] first joined"
~T Rutherford
"Jak will become the scpd version of paul erdos."
~ Veralta does not match any existing user name"Jak is a clueless mfer"
~Uncle Nicolini
"jak? more like, cringe. Do you even write anything, Yak?"
~"I hate Jappaneade [sic]"
~"Jak is very forgiving and picks awful collab partners"
~Pedagon
"jakstrap"
~EstrellaYoshte
"Jak is a person that exists"
~totallynotenby
"JakdragonX gets real upset if you spell his name with a capital D. He doesn't realize that it's not the size of the D that matters, but how you use it."
~Placeholder McD
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In the event that you must contact JakdragonX, or otherwise require his assistance/wish to collaborate with him, you can message him using any of these methods:
- Discord: JakdragonX#0728
- IRC: "Jak" (Please Note: Depending on location, time, or situation, this name may change. Please adjust accordingly.)
- Wikidot:
JakdragonX
- Twitter: @JakdragonX
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If you wish to view currently work-in-progress material, you can find his sandbox here.
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END OF PERSONNEL FILE.
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That concludes our experiment! I just want to say thank you so mu— … I don't… I don't feel so… SDFHbIAUHFnfjnAIUfABILBqfgkia— SYSTEM: .AIC HAS BEEN TERMINATED FROM THE SESSION.
admin: Yeah, that's enough. We got what we needed. Thanks for breaking our shit, jacka—
SYSTEM: Session ended.