God
rating: +5+x

By Request of the O5 Council

Due to the recent الله class event, this file has been declassified to all Foundation personnel. All personnel are allowed to use SCP-4385 as needed. Personnel have roughly 40 hours to discover God.

The definition of "God" is not arbitrary.


Item #: SCP-4385

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation efforts are completely focused around the completion of SCP-4385's purpose by any means necessary.

Description: SCP-4385 is Object "Anthropotita." SCP-4385 is capable of measuring the divinity of objects, ranking their connection to, or potential to be, God. Using a computer monitor, SCP-4385 is capable of ranking an object's divinity from 0 to 100, where 0 is least amount of connection to God, while 100 is God. Once SCP-4385 has detected God, manipulation of its energies is possible.

SCP-4385 is used in a Foundation wide project dedicated to the location, understanding, and containment of God. It has been established by the Foundation that this is the top priority for the Foundation, and all other goals are considered defunct. The further containment of all anomalies has been determined to be useless.

Test 1

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: A pencil

Godhood: 0

Test 2

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: 11/22/63 by Stephen King

Godhood: 2

Test 3

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: Kindness

Godhood: 0

Test 4

Subject: Researcher Albert

Object/Idea: 25kg cube of copper

Godhood: 25

Test 5

Subject: Researcher Albert

Object/Idea: Researcher Albert

Godhood: 60

Test 6

Subject: D-3612

Object/Idea: An apple

Godhood: 1


EMERGENCY ALERT

EUCLID/KETER BREACHES: 152

STATUS: MEDIUM

AFFECTED SITES: SITE-17, SITE-18, SITE-01, SITE-91


Test 7

Subject: D-3612

Object/Idea: D-3612

Godhood: 20


Test 8

Subject: D-3612

Object/Idea: James Matthias

Godhood: 20

Test 9

Subject: D-3612

Object/Idea: Death row prisoner James Matthias

Godhood: 20

Test 10

Subject: D-3612

Object/Idea: Married man James Matthias

Godhood: 20

Test 11

Subject: D-3612

Object/Idea: God

Godhood: Indistinct

Test 12

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: The United States of America

Godhood: 70

Test 13

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: Nazi Germany

Godhood: 85


EMERGENCY ALERT

EUCLID/KETER BREACHES: 541

STATUS: URGENT

AFFECTED SITES: SITE-17, SITE-18, SITE-01, SITE-91, SITE-551, SITE-387, SITE-190

NUMBER OF O5 COUNCIL MEMBERS IN SAFE AREA: 0


Test 14

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: The O5 Council

Godhood: 70

Test 15

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: O5-13

Godhood: 40

Test 16

Subject: Dr. Westrin

Object/Idea: Pain

Godhood: 95

Test 17

Subject: [DATA LOST]

Object/Idea: Concept and Thought

Godhood: 10

Test 18

Subject: D-3737

Object/Idea: A box of matches and a can of air

Godhood: 95

Test 19

Subject: D-3737

Object/Idea: An orphanage

Godhood: 0

Test 20

Subject: Researcher Albert

Object/Idea: D-3737

Godhood: 50

Test 21

Subject: Researcher Albert

Object/Idea: Our creators

Godhood: 0

Test 22

Subject: Junior Researcher Kim

Object/Idea: SCP-343

Godhood: 0


EMERGENCY ALERT

EUCLID/KETER BREACHES: 1563

STATUS: VERY URGENT

AFFECTED SITES: %ERROR%

NUMBER OF O5 COUNCIL MEMBERS IN SAFE AREA: 0

ACTIVATING SCP-2000


Test 23

Subject: O5-13

Object/Idea: Humanity

Godhood: 75

Test 24

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: Bottle of water

Godhood: 5

Test 25

Subject: Dr. Alexander

Object/Idea: Disease

Godhood: 85

Test 26

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: The Earth

Godhood: 0

Test 27

Subject: The Administrator

Object/Idea: LMG-30 Minuteman III ballistic missile

Godhood: 96

Test 28

Subject: D-1111

Object/Idea: The Administrator

Godhood: 77

Test 29

Subject: D-1111

Object/Idea: Global warming

Godhood: 55


EMERGENCY ALERT

EUCLID/KETER BREACHES: 0

STATUS: NIGHT

AFFECTED SITES: %ALL%

NUMBER OF O5 COUNCIL MEMBERS IN SAFE AREA: 0

SCP-2000 ACTIVATION OVERRIDDEN BY O5-1


Test 30

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: The anomalous

Godhood: 0

Test 31

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: The paranormal

Godhood: 0

Test 32

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: The universe

Godhood: 0

Test 33

Subject: O5-1

Object/Idea: The Foundation

Godhood: 100

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