SCP-0ps-J
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0ps-J is to be used in the case of extreme emergencies. Misuse of SCP-0ps-J will result in extreme physical punishment from the O5 Council.

If '0ps' is to be spoken aloud, it is to be spelled with each letter individually instead of spoken as a single word. This is to avoid summoning the O5 Council in casual conversation.

Description: SCP-0ps-J is an anomalous phenomenon that summons the entire O5 Council whenever an individual says or types '0ps', albeit with the letter 'o' instead of the number '0'.

It is unclear as to why SCP-0ps-J has such an anomalous effect, however, Foundation Personnel have managed to use it as a method of summoning the O5 Council in the case of a severe containment breach or an initiation of an XK Class scenario.

Addendum:

An improper usage of SCP-0ps-J has been added below to set an example.

VIDEO LOG


DATE: 4/20/2018

NOTE: Site Director Egrene leads Junior Researcher Chen Niu to the Level 5 Classified documents room and has him say '0ps' out loud.


[BEGIN LOG]

<Site Director whistles a happy tune as he rummages through a filing cabinet. He finds SCP-0ps-J's file and hands it to Chen.>

Egrene: Here, read this part out loud. <Egrene points to a spot on the document.>

Chen: <Takes the document.> 0ps?

<Door to the office gets violently kicked off of its hinges, taking Egrene to the ground. O5-█ steps in.>

O5-█: HELLO CHEN DO YOU NEED THE O5 COUNCIL

<Egrene laughs loudly as he attempts to push the door off himself.>

Chen: Whoa, whoa, what the fuck?!

O5-█: HELLO CHEN DO YOU NEED O5 ASSISTANCE

<The O5 Council walk into the room, trampling on the door on top of Egrene.>

Egrene: Totally worth it! <Coughs up blood.>

O5-█: HELLO CHEN ARE YOU IN NEED OF SOME O5 COUNCILING

Chen: Please don't hurt me!

<Chen runs out of the room and down the hall, with eleven O5 members chasing him. He turns into the cafeteria. One of the tiles on the floor flies off of the ground, revealing a burrowing O5-█. He leaps out of the hole and blocks off the exit.>

O5-█: Motherfucker, you have O5 seconds to tell me why you just pinged all thirteen of us!

Chen: Ping? What the fuck is a ping?! I just—

<A ventilation shaft cover breaks from the ceiling and lands on the floor. O5-█ jumps out, taking Chen to the ground. All thirteen O5 Council members swarm around Chen and continue yelling at him.>

O5-█: HELLO CHEN WE ARE HERE TO COUNCIL THE EVERLIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU

Chen: What the hell did I do wrong?!

<Egrene staggers in, clutching his side.>

Egrene: Ha! <Coughs.> Get fucked!


[END LOG]

Addendum 2:

Added below is a misuse of SCP-0ps-J in a chat room between Site Director Egrene and Senior Researcher Joseph.

Egrene: Bruh, you'll never believe what I just did.

Joseph: what did you do

Egrene: I got that dumbfuck Chen in so much trouble just now.

Joseph: how

Egrene: I got him to say ops

O5-█ joined IRC #site19

O5-█: 👁️

Egrene: …oops

Joseph: oh dear



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