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Exploration 4000_054 (E. Japers) Date: 21 June, 2012 Subject: Dr. E. Japers Panel Members: Drs. T. Lindquist, R. Klutch, H. O'Sullivan, and M....

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A Brief History of Renaissance-era Anart SCP-MMMM-081 in the process of restoration. Item #: SCP-MMMM Object Class: Safe Special Containment...

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21 May 2019 13:13

A decades-long internal investigation has confirmed longstanding suspicions that sharks are still, in fact, super awful.

June 23, 1999

Transdimensional data corruption has caused numerous unwanted files to manifest on SPC servers. The source of the intrusion appears to be the "Secure Contain Protect Foundation", a parallel entity from an alternate plane of existence, probably. Despite the inherently absurd nature of the SCP, they seem to consider us to be a joke. I'd like to see them try telling that to my nine dead grandmothers.

March 3, 1942

Gee, this sure is a lot of war right here.

October 12, 1893

BREAKING NEWS! Empirical evidence has been uncovered which irrefutably proves that sharks are super awful. Personnel are advised to endouble their fisticuff engagement as they sally forth against the selachian scoundrels. Show 'em what for, chaps! Ods bodkins and sakes alive!


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A Brief History of Renaissance-era Anart SCP-MMMM-081 in the process of restoration. Item #: SCP-MMMM Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: The SCP-MMMM collection is housed in Reliquary Site-14 for storage and display. A minimum of three Foundation archivists are to facilitate...

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A Brief History of Renaissance-era Anart SCP-MMMM-081 in the process of restoration. Item #: SCP-MMMM Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: The SCP-MMMM collection is housed in Reliquary Site-14 for storage and display. A minimum of three Foundation archivists are to facilitate...

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