My Cousin is a Tax Attorney Born in December
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Item#: XXXX
Level2
Containment Class:
euclid
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
keneq
Risk Class:
caution

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Description

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX are digital advertisements for the nonexistent company "Custom Co." SCP-XXXX will appear on websites in place of regular advertisements, and are not effected by traditional Adblock software. If a website contains no advertising, SCP-XXXX is able to manifest in any suitably sized area of similarly colored pixels. SCP-XXXX's contents consist of showcasing customized t-shirts, although additional products such as coffee mugs have been recorded. SCP-XXXX's designs contain various personal information of subjects who view them, such as:

  • Occupation
  • Medical history
  • Bank account details
  • Sexual preferences
  • Clothing size

This information is often displayed in a predetermined template, often resulting in nonsensical messages. Occasionally, SCP-XXXX will manifest with information regarding the subject's future. The clarity of this information can range from broad statements to detailed accounts of events. Predictions made by SCP-XXXX will invariably occur, with all attempts to prevent the prediction failing.

Interacting with an instance of SCP-XXXX results in the immediate purchase of the advertised product. Exactly 24.99 USD will be deducted from the subject's bank account, with the purchased item appearing in the subject's residence after 3 - 5 business days.

Addendum XXXX.1: Notable Instances


Subject: D-38274

SCP-XXXX Contents:

Conclusion:


Subject: D-00193

SCP-XXXX Contents:

WATCH YOUR BACK
I'M FORMER FORKLIFT
OPERATOR
(image)
who listens to PHIL COLLINS'
IN THE AIR TONIGHT
and HAS COMMITTED
SEVERAL ACCOUNTS OF
MURDER

Conclusion: Subject became immediately violent after viewing SCP-XXXX. Analysis of D-00193's criminal record show that she was previously tried for the murder of her spouse and two children, although she was acquitted due to circumstantial evidence.


Subject: D-05977

SCP-XXXX Contents:

I'M THE SON OF A BADASS HEARING SPECIALIST
WHO WAS BORN IN SEPTEMBER
ENJOYS THE TASTE OF ORANGE MARMALADE
(image)
AND WILL BE DIAGNOSED WITH LUNG CANCER WITHIN THE FOLLOWING WEEK
Yes, she bought me this shirt

Conclusion: An interview conducted with D-05977's mother revealed that she had been experiencing severe chest pain and difficulty breathing, but hadn't consulted medical professionals out of fear. A biopsy conducted by Foundation surgeons revealed a tumorous growth within her right lung. The tumor was successfully removed and a full recovery is expected. Immediately following the surgery, a shirt matching the design found in SCP-XXXX manifested above the subject's bed. Further investigation revealed a charge of exactly $24.99 USD to from the bank account of the subject's mother.


Subject: D-49701

SCP-XXXX Contents:

YOU CANT SCARE ME
I HAVE A CRAZY
≡ GRANDPA ≡
He's also a GRUMPY
★ OLD MAN ★
He lives in New Mexico &
He was born in July
He has anger issues & a serious dislike
FOR STUPID PEOPLE
· · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·
MESS WITH HIM
AND THEY'LL NEVER FIND
YOUR BODY

Conclusion: Following the test, several Foundation agents were dispatched to contact the subject's grandfather, who was living in the state of New Mexico at the time. Once contact was established, all contact with the agents were lost. Further attempts to contact D-49701's grandfather have produced similar results. Current efforts to contain this presumably anomalous individual are ongoing.


Subject: Assistant Researcher Lauren Briggs1

SCP-XXXX Contents:

Never Underestimate
THE
POWER
OF

A 26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN
NAMED LAUREN
who was born in AUGUST
likes HORROR MOVIES and
REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUPS
recently had SPINAL SURGERY to fix problems
caused by her SCOLIOSIS
will die under MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES
in MAY OF 2020
AND HAS A SEVERE ALLERGY TO CINNAMON


Conclusion: Following the appearance of the instance, Dr. Briggs was subsiquently interviewed to confirm the information provided by SCP-XXXX. As of 03/17/2020, Dr. Briggs has been put on an indefinite paid leave at a Foundation owned beach resort. Dr. Briggs is to be observed from a distance as to ensure her comfortability in the face of SCP-XXXX's predicted outcome.
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