Tedward

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation legal personnel are to continue researching methods to legalize entry into SCP-XXXX.

Foundation legal personnel are to continue researching methods to legalize researching methods to legalize entry into SCP-XXXX.

A border patrol is to be placed around SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX has been abandoned until containment can be established.

Provisional Site-419 has been build around and within SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is The People's Authoritarian Empire of Tedward. SCP-XXXX's territory is a circle 83 meters in diameter between the nations of the United States of America and Canada.

Within the territory of SCP-XXXX, despite no evidence of a governing body, various laws are unilaterally recognized.

Rule #1: Racism is banned.

Rule #2: Everyone has to poop.

Rule #3: If you are going to dictate, you must be female.

Rule #4: You can't invade us.

Rule #5: Murder is bad.

Rule #6: Don't upvote ████████.1

Rule #7: Brucebase.

Due to Rule #4, legal methods of direct infiltration and containment of SCP-XXXX are currently unknown and being researched.

Addendum XXXX.1: Following the inception of SCP-XXXX's Special Containment Procedures, a rule was amended to SCP-XXXX's legal code.

Rule #8: You can't research ways to legalize invading us.

In response, a border patrol has been placed around SCP-XXXX.

Addendum XXXX.2: An additional rule has been amended to SCP-XXXX's legal code.

Rule #9: Border patrols around our borders are illegal.

Direct containment of SCP-XXXX has been abandoned until SCP-XXXX can legally be infiltrated and contained.

Addendum XXXX.3: On 04/23/2020, a man by the name of Roger Davis entered SCP-XXXX and proceeded to engage in dictation, despite not being female. Following this discovery, researchers have concluded that as there are no physical barriers preventing Foundation infiltration of SCP-XXXX, personnel can enter, albeit illegally. Direct containment of SCP-XXXX has been established.

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