Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Foundation legal personnel are to continue researching methods to legalize entry into SCP-XXXX.
Foundation legal personnel are to continue researching methods to legalize researching methods to legalize entry into SCP-XXXX.
A border patrol is to be placed around SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX has been abandoned until containment can be established.
Provisional Site-419 has been build around and within SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is The People's Authoritarian Empire of Tedward. SCP-XXXX's territory is a circle 83 meters in diameter between the nations of the United States of America and Canada.
Within the territory of SCP-XXXX, despite no evidence of a governing body, various laws are unilaterally recognized.
Rule #1: Racism is banned.
Rule #2: Everyone has to poop.
Rule #3: In order to dictate, you must be female.
Rule #4: You can't invade us.
Due to Rule #4, legal methods of direct infiltration and containment of SCP-XXXX are currently unknown and being researched.
Addendum XXXX.1: Following the inception of SCP-XXXX's Special Containment Procedures, a rule was amended to SCP-XXXX's legal code.
Rule #5: You can't research ways to legalize invading us.
In response, a border patrol has been placed around SCP-XXXX.
Addendum XXXX.2: An additional rule has been amended to SCP-XXXX's legal code.
Rule #6: Border patrols around our borders are illegal.
Direct containment of SCP-XXXX has been abandoned until SCP-XXXX can legally be infiltrated and contained.
Addendum XXXX.3: On 04/23/2020, a man by the name of Roger Davis entered SCP-XXXX and proceeded to engage in dictation, despite not being female, which contradicted Rule #3. Following this discovery, researchers have concluded that as there are no physical barriers preventing Foundation infiltration of SCP-XXXX, personnel can enter, albeit illegally. Direct containment of SCP-XXXX has been established.