Tedward

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Provisional Site-419 has been built around and within SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is The People's Authoritarian Empire of Tedward. SCP-XXXX's territory is a circle 83 meters in diameter between the nations of the United States of America and Canada.

Within the territory of SCP-XXXX, despite no evidence of a governing body, various laws are unilaterally recognized. A full list of these laws is available to personnel upon request.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was first discovered by GoI-1867 ("Echo House"), a top-secret branch of the Canadian Security Intelligence Service dedicated to containing anomalous phenomena by order of the Canadian government.

Below is a copy of Echo House's documentation on SCP-XXXX:

Object 884

Present Approach To Security: Current research on 884 is to focus on methods of circumnavigating its laws in order to allow for complete security.

Research Observations: 884 is a small area known as "Tedward," wherein certain laws take complete legal effect, despite any physical evidence of their existence. There are over 900 laws documented within 884, but only one is currently relevant:

Nobody and nothing may invade Tedward.

As it is presently illegal to occupy 884, EH has begun researching methods of securing 884.

Note 1: A new law has been amended into 884, hindering present research:

No one is allowed to research ways to legalize invading Tedward.

Due to the legal stipulations placed on EH's authority and jurisdiction, 884 is no longer being researched, and is instead being monitored remotely and concealed by a faux border patrol.

Note 2: An additional law has been appended into 884:

Border patrols are not allowed around Tedward, and placing them may result in retaliation.

The nature of this retaliation is unknown, but seeing as various security protocols are being hindered by the absence of their legality, 884 has been abandoned until further notice.

Note 3: Due to lack of resources and expertise in this object, EH command has permitted the transfer of 884 to the SCP Foundation.

Due to the lack of any physical or otherwise potent barriers upholding SCP-XXXX's laws, the SCP Foundation has illegally occupied the area, allowing for containment to be established.

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