The End Times

"Move aside!"

Daron jumped aside as a group of winged horses came galloping through, ready to stomp him into the mud. Their valkyrie riders didn't even appear to have noticed him, merely chatting amongst themselves in Proto-Germanic.

He turned to the man who shouted the warning, who was clad in the armor of the einherjars (he must've been one of the more recent deaths- most of them didn't know any English), giving a quick nod of acknowledgement before continuing on his way.

Daron looked over the ramshackle clumping of tents that had sprung up on Pelee Island, in the middle of one of their camping sites. In any other year, the field would've been filled with very different type of tents; families taking that vacation they always wanted, young adults with just enough six-packs to drown out all common sense, scout troops learning to swim and start a campfire and most importantly, how to cook smores.

And this was where the world would end, Damon thought to himself.

Out of the 108 member organizations, only about 60 or so organizations were still standing- and less than one third had enough transportation to get here, or even the men to fly them. In total, they numbered about twenty thousand, with a handful of combat planes, helicopters, and one or two missile systems in the area that they were able to get a hold of. The rest of the sixty thousand were composed of the einherjars who had died in combat to Valhalla, the legions of valkyrie warrior maidens, a few hundred dwarfs and elves from Nilfheim and Alfheim, a few scant giants who held allegiance to Asgard, and of course…

The gods. There were only a few dozen, and they had mostly kept to the Norse side of camp, but no one could mistake them for another lowly warrior. He had caught glimpses of them here and there; Frigg when she greeted Fume and the first arrivals from the Coalition, one-handed Tyr when he was barking orders like a drill sergeant at the einherjars, even Thor, who had singlehandedly cleared the field of the sixty foot tall oak trees that had been in the way, trunk and roots.

Daron stopped to watch one of the gods, a heavyset man with a bow as almost tall as he was on his back, who was arguing with an older woman in combat gear.

"Look, just throw it at them," she said, patting a stone container beside her. "Trust me on it. We don't want it anywhere near us."

The god eyed the box distrustfully. Daron couldn't blame him, especially since the mysterious container was ringing like a small war was brewing inside it.

"… I will trust you on this, doctor," he said at last. "But if this fails, I'll make sure to feed you your own entrails before I die."

"That's all I ask," she muttered as the Aesir marched away. The matter now handled, she picked up a clipboard, making a few adjustments while she muttered away to herself. As she turned past him, he could see a patch on their shoulder: a circle, with three arrows pointed inwards.

The Foundation. Out of all the organizations, groups, and nexuses behind the Veil, they were probably hit the hardest (and not undeservedly- that's what they got for their coddling of threat entities instead of liquidation). Even so, they had managed to send a few hundred task force members.

Pragmatically, of course- the Foundation had one of their antiheirophanic bases nearby, Reliquary Area-27. Taking advantage of the geography, the had built it under the Notre Dame Cathedral, which itself was centered on the inter section of a hundred ley lines- or as the Aesir called it, the roots of the World Tree. If they failed here, that’s where Surtr and his giants would be heading next, to set the whole Nine Worlds aflame. If.

Daron shook his head. Enough speculation, he had a job to do. And one particular person to find… there he was.

Erik looked up from the crates of ammunition he was counting. "Daron. Didn't know you survived. If you're looking for explosive ammunition, you're out of luck."

"Actually, I've got something a little flashier for you." Daron placed the suitcase he was holding on top of the crates, pushing it towards him. "The remaining NORAD launch codes for the ICBMs. Ten-minute arrival time."

"First good news I've heard all day. Angela!" Angela Olsen, deputy quartermaster of the Universalist Order of the Aesir, popped up out of nowhere, taking the case. "Take this over to the Uthor."

"Sure thing." Daron watched Angela run off. He didn't know her all that well, but he knew her superior, a commander he had served with a number of times. If Angela was in charge, that meant…

"Wait, Uthor? The servants brought one of their supercomputers here?"

Erik nodded. "Uh huh." He moved away to the next pile of crates, continuing his counting in silence.

"Well, uh…" Daron trailed off awkwardly. Sure, when Erik was focused on a task, he could be determined perhaps to the point of narrow-mindedness (it caused no small share of problems between them), but he was acting a bit… odd.

Daron looked at Erik's hands, which were shaking violently.

"Hey," he said gently. "It's not like-"

It's not like we're doomed, he was about to say. But that wouldn't have been true, was it? It was Ragnarök, something that had been foretold for centuries. Th gods and giants would fight, almost all of them would die, then the nine worlds would be set on fire, with only a handful of people remaining. What were the odds of anyone here surviving?

Daron sighed. "Yeah, I guess you're right to be scared. Hell, I'm scared too. Odds are, none of us are surviving this. But we knew this was a possibility the day we joined the Coalition. And if by laying down my life I know that humanity has even an inestimably greater chance at survival, then I have a duty."

Erik didn't say anything right away, but he paused, freezing his fingers on a crate of armor piercing rounds.

"Doesn't make it any easier," he said at last.

"Of course," Daron nodded. "After all… a man can only be brave when he's afraid."

Erik frowned. "Wait a minute, are you really quoting Game of Thrones?"

They both shared a brief laugh, the spell of fear broken, if just for a moment. Daron threw up his hands in mock surrender.

"Alright, alright, busted. You got me. Just something that came to mind," he said, looking back over the array of tents. "Too bad they don't have some keystone like the Night King. Though I don't think we have any 18-year-old girls who can teleport…"

"Ugh, don't even remind me of that," Erik groaned. He finished his counting, motioning for the rest of the crates to be taken and distributed. "Look, I've got a shit ton of work to do, but, uh, good luck. Try not to die, alright?"

"I'll do my best," Daron promised. He watched as Erik went off, then turned to leave himself. But as soon as he did so, he found himself colliding with another (an einherjar, judging by the metallic clang of armor).

"Oh, sorry about that-"

Daron stopped short. It was a warrior, true, but not just anyone. The man in front of him was old and grizzled, with long grey hair, but he had an aura of strength to him more impressive than men half his age and was more muscled than Daron could ever hope to be. In one hand he held a spear carved with Nordic runes, and a raven sat on his shoulder.

More importantly, the god before him had one eye.

"I- uh- um- so sorry about that, sir. Allfather," he added nervously, hurriedly getting out of the way.

"There is no need for that," Odin spoke, his voice sounding like gravel in a grinder. "I was searching for you. You are Daron Holliday, of the Satanist Church, correct?"

For a brief moment, Daron regretted every choice he ever made that led to him both becoming a combat officer of a pro-deicide organization and standing in front of a god. "Uh, we prefer the name Satanic Scientists, but yes, that's me."

Odin stared at him. Then, he stuck out his hand for him to shake. "You were one of the warriors onboard the vessel in Lyngvi. You struck down Fenrir Lokisson, one of the greatest feats I have ever seen in all Nine Worlds."

Daron took his hand. Thankfully, Odin wasn't one of those overly insecure people who attempted to crush his hand, only to figure out the 12-year GOC veteran could crush their hand without skipping a beat, not that he could do that to a god. "Uh, thanks. Though I wasn't the only one who did that, there's a few others. Most of them didn't make it."

"A shame they did not believe in Valhalla. We could've used their help today." Odin nodded to an approaching valkyrie, handing her a scroll. "But I do not mean to dishonour their sacrifice, or your glory. If this were under normal circumstances, I would grant you any boon you may ask for. As we are pressed for time, allow me to share a few words of wisdom instead."

Wisdom? Daron shrugged, figuring that he didn't hang himself from the tree for nothing. "Uh, sure, go ahead."

"We have all made our choices, which have led us to this day," Odin began, waving at the rest of the encampment. "God, Man, and Jötnar. While the Norns may have written our stories, they are not their undisputed masters. All of us have the power to take control of destiny- like you did at Lyngvi. Perhaps it will happen yet again."

Daron frowned. "What? What do you mean by destiny?" That was the thing about gods, they never did enjoy being straightforward. Especially gods of prophecies.

Odin opened his mouth again, perhaps to say more, but was interrupted by a horn. A very familiar one, Daron realized with a chill. The one he had heard so many weeks ago, along with everyone else in the Nine Worlds.

They were here. It was time.

All around him the camp exploded into chaos; quartermasters frantically shoved weapons into everyone’s hands, Einherjar and valkyrie commanders shouted at their troops to get into formation, and the roar of helicopters were heard as Coalition pilots took flight.

Erik, he thought to himself. He should've said something earlier, when they both had time. But now the moment was lost. Perhaps if they survived all this, maybe afterwards…

Daron turned back to Odin. "Thanks for the words, but I think-"

But Odin had vanished, as quickly as he had appeared in the first place.

They had eyes on them for weeks now, tracking their process. That was one advantage they had- modern technology.

Loki and the Naglfar were approaching from the east, having merged their forces with the jötunn Hrym and his forces arriving from Jötunheimr. They had approached from the Gulf of Saint Lawrence, heading down the river to Lake Erie. Jörmungandr was there as well- they had been tracking it through the tidal devastation it had been causing.

Surtr and his army were approaching from the south, having crossed the border several days ago. Oddly enough, the route they were making for Pelee would take them past Area-27, their supposed target. But there was an easy explanation for that: they were heading to Pelee first because that's where they were supposed to go.

The einherjar made up the bulk of the forces, and so were stationed in the front on the beach. To the side and above the valkyries rode on their flying horses, clearly itching for a fight. Since the Coalition forces were the only ones with modern weaponry they stood back, just behind the small portion of the archers. And throughout the fray stood the gods, depending on their ability or want for bloodshed.

They stood at the shore in the early morning light, anxiety slowly creeping up on them as the sun rose. Daron always hated this part. It was like the army all over again- ninety-nine percent boredom and waiting around for something to happen, one percent fighting for his life.

He turned to the person on his left, someone from the Bavarian Illuminati, who had been muttering into a headset for hours.

"Missiles?" The question had a tinge of desperation he wasn't expecting.

The man shook his head. "They hit, took out a few thousand, but it looks like that was only a pinprick to them."

Dammit. Daron stole a glance down at the encampment below. All the support personnel were leaving, heading to Area-27 for a safe retreat from the fighting. If they won, they'd head over right away for medivacs and transportation. If they lost, well… that wouldn't be an issue anymore.

Erik would be on one of those ships. Packing up supplies, coordinating evacuation efforts, shepherding the handful of island residents still remaining. God, if he did some stupid self-sacrificing shit like giving up his seat to an orphan with an injured kitten like he usually did, Daron would rise from the dead and kill him with his bare hands.

Rise from the dead. So he had already internalized that? He had already given up? He didn't want to die. Who was ever okay with dying? It terrified him, all that macho inspiring crap he said earlier was just that- bullshit. But Ragnarök had been foretold for centuries, its conclusion written centuries before his ancestors had ever immigrated to the so-called New World.

And who was he to think he could defy fate? He wasn't anyone special. He wasn't some bigshot like D.C. al Fine, or the legendary Agent Ukulele. He didn't have any anomalous abilities, or the best trainers in all the world, or even a father he was following in the footsteps of. He was just some kid who dropped out of high school to join the military, who couldn't even muster up the courage to tell the most important person in the world how he felt about him-

Shouting up ahead. They had come.

The Naglfar, the ship made from the fingernails and toenails of the dead, loomed out of the fog like a nightmare. The ship was brimming with nightmares, giants and the damned dead and a monstrous hound that was soaked red with blood. The monstrosities started brimming over the side, falling or jumping off and swimming to shore.

Behind them, the fire giants were crossing the lake as well, on a pathway of volcanic land that blossomed underneath their feet. Their leader, a monstrous specimen that was more than twice as tall as the rest, wielded an equally massive sword that burned with a fire that seemed almost alive.

And of course, there was Jörmungandr, the serpent abomination from beneath the ice. It was smaller than Fenrir, definitely, but no less terrifying for its size. Venom dripped and hissed from its mouth, boiling or melting whatever it touched.

Odin trotted forward on his eight-legged stead, next to a woman in a chariot pulled by two massive cats.

For a moment, all was still on their side. And then he raised Gungnir into the air.


An ear-splitting roar rose from the assembled host as they charged into the fray. For many of them, they had been training for this battle for untold generations, hacking away at each other for millions of years. They weren't going to disappoint themselves with patience. They slammed right into the landing party, hacking away. Valkyries swooped down from above, harrying the forces struggling to reach the shore.

The god he had seen earlier walked up beside him, casually dragging the multiple-ton stone box behind it him like it was made of cardboard. "Where should I aim?" he asked, turning to the Foundation agent beside him.

She pointed to the Naglfar, which still had thousands upon thousands of enemies pouring off it. "Right there. Can you make it?"

"You have not seen the work of Ullr before, I take it." The Norse god of archery hoisted it one hand, calculating the trajectory for a moment. Then he launched it into the air, the throw so strong the backdraft making people stumble.

The box soared through the air, crashing into the main deck of the Naglfar. It did a fair amount of damage, and squashed a few draugr where it landed, but nothing a well-placed grenade would've done. What was the point of it? Daron grabbed a pair of binoculars.

Hel's forces curiously gathered around the box, which seemed to be doing nothing. Then a blade emerged from the box, slicing the steel lock in half and taking out the eye of a jötunn who peered too closely before vanishing. The blade was followed by a pair of heavily tattooed arms launching themselves out of the hole they had made, carrying an equally tattooed body with wild hair growing from its scalp.

KTE-0706-Black "Subject Able" looked at his surroundings for a moment, blinking in apparent surprise. Then he laughed, grabbing a massive great sword out of thin air and slicing the half-blind jötunn in half. The rest quickly followed their ally into the grave.

"Fucking Foundation," Daron muttered. He didn't have anything that flashy. But what he did have was one standard issue M4 carbine rifle, and some exceptional aim. So he did what he did best.

For the Coalition.

For almost an entire day, the Global Occult Coalition and the Foundation fought alongside the forces of both Valhalla and Fólkvangr. They were awe-inspiring and terrifying, cutting down hundreds of opponents each, shrugging off wounds that would decimate any normal warrior. Any lesser foe would've been utterly crushed.

But these weren't just any foes. The forces of Hel and Hrym and Loki had been preparing for Ragnarök as well. And one by one, the Coalition's allies began to fall.

A spray of venom from Jörmungandr's jaws dissolved twenty warriors outright, with dozens more collapsing in agony. Thor rose to meet him, their blows ringing back and forth like thunder. Thor managed to slay the serpent, its body collapsing into the waters, but not without a cost. The thunder god sank to the ground, only managing to take nine steps before collapsing himself, the final death by Jörmungandr's venom.

Surtr clashed with a fair-haired man who was armed with a deer antler, fighting almost impossibly well despite his weapon of choice, but who was slain all the same. The woman in the chariot from earlier (the two gods looked rather alike, he noticed) screamed in anger, bringing her sword down to meet Surtr's- but met the same fate.

The gods weren't the only ones who were losing either. The forces of Ragnarök had archers of their own, and while they weren't rifles, they were still giants, and one by one the Coalition forces started to fall. The man from the Bavarian Illuminati who he had never learnt the name of caught an arrow in the throat, choking on his own blood and desperately trying to finish the Lord's Prayer before he went. He didn't.

Able went down eventually, though not without a fight. Even with his arms broken and dismembered, Able kept on fighting, holding a sword in his teeth and spinning this way and that way, until another sword hacked off his leg. And then the sword of Hrym sliced his stone sarcophagus in two, putting an end to any chance at redemption for his bloody history. He was muttering something at the end, something about a "Kane," before his head was removed.

Their forces dwindled, as the forces of Ragnarök died by the hundreds. But their enemies were nigh infinite in number.

One-handed Tyr was bitten almost in half by Garmr, but not before shoving a sword through his skull, the monstrous dog collapsing on top of him as he expired. Loki Scar-lip slew dozens in a frenzy but was stopped by a god in glittering golden armor, both slaying each other with their final breaths.

Daron for some unfathomable reason managed to survive, dropping his weapons as they ran out and picking up the nearest one from a dead Coalition agent before resuming the fight. When he started to run out of ammunition, he beat back the giants and the undead with the butt of his gun. When that broke, he picked up a sword from one of the einherjar and persisted onwards.

After what felt like days or months or even years but was most likely hours, he looked up to find himself standing in a field of corpses. Almost everyone was dead, with the few that were remaining cut down where they roamed, near death already.

All that remained were him, a handful of agents near death, and a smattering of giants.

And Surtr. He was bruised and bloody, his boiling blood setting small fires wherever it dropped, but he looked just as ready to fight as he was when he stepped on the shore.

The jötnar moved towards him to finish him off, but Surtr raised a hand, stopping them in their tracks.

When he spoke, his voice rang like the rumbling of an earthquake. "Man of Midgard. Why do you continue? Your world's fate was sealed when Ymir first arose out of Ginnungagap. The story has been written, and now the end draws near. Why struggle in vain to change it?"

Daron was exhausted. He was moments away from death himself, didn't have anything left to say. It was taking all his energy just to remain standing upwards. He wanted to say something heroic, he wanted to walk across the field and sink his sword into Surtr's chest.

He wanted to live.

Daron sank to his knees, and then collapsed. Through his swaying vision he could see Surtr and his forces turning back, heading back onto their volcanic pathway. He tried to summon the strength to stand back up, run after them.

But darkness came in.


There was a breeze, blowing gently against his cheek.

Daron wanted to stay where he was, lying against the ground. It hurt just to move. But then the wind changed, and with it came the stench of corpses. He groaned, the scent shocking him into movement.

He stood up, looking at the sight around him. Mountains upon mountains of corpses all around him, giants, gods, and men alike. In the distance he could see animals creeping through the fields, scavenging the dead. He better get up before he was mistaken for a corpse.

With a groan and a sword, he hoisted himself up, sending pain throughout his body. Something was definitely broken somewhere, but he couldn't stop to rest. He needed to get to Area-27, warn them that Surtr was coming…

Another groan (this one from an outside force) interrupted his thoughts. A figure drenched head to toe in blood limped towards him, using a spear as a crutch. A pair of wolves roamed at his feet, both sporting fresh battle wounds.

"Daron. I'm glad to see you survived this fight." Odin placed his spear down, gently lowering himself to sit on a stack of corpses while the wolves tore apart the corpse of a giant. "You seem to be one of the few who did."

Daron watched as the wolves fought over an arm before snapping the bone in two and devoured the parts separately. He sighed, holding the head that almost definitely had a concussion in his hands. "Uh… yeah. Didn't expect to survive. At least this far, I suppose. Surtr's on his way to the base."

"Aye, he is."

"He's going to burn down the tree roots, or the leylines, or whatever. He'll destroy everything."


"Story's already been told. It's hopeless."

"Is it?"

Daron looked up and made a rather unwise decision. "Look, I just fought in your battle for almost a day straight. I lost thousands of people I knew. So why don't you shut your cryptic wisdom bullshit up for once?"

The wolves stopped eating, nervously whining. The calls of the carrion crows quieted. The wind stilled, and for that moment there were only two beings in all of existence, a man and a god.

Then the tension broke, and Odin relaxed. "I suppose I owe you that much. What do you know about Fenrir? His mythology, if you will, not the Threat Entity."

Fenrir? "Uh, he's a giant wolf, Loki's son. Bit off Tyr's hand, before he got all tied up with… with the chain, whatever it's called. Supposed to break free at Ragnarök, and devour you, before getting killed by your son or whatever."

"And yet that did not come to pass," Odin pointed out. "Why do you think that is?"

"Because.. we killed him? I'm not sure what you mean-" Daron froze, realizing the meaning of those words.

They had killed him.

"We killed him," Daron said slowly. "Before you were eaten by him. Before your son avenged you. Before… his destiny. It's not written in stone, none of it is."

There was a twinkle in Odin's eye. "And what of it? What does that mean?"

"Ragnarök can change. Hell, maybe it can be stopped."

He leapt to his feet; his injuries forgotten. "We have to get to Area-27! We can go together, find a boat or something, we can stop Surtr."

"Together? No, I think not." Odin peeled back his armor, revealing an enormous gash in his side that exposed half his cracked ribcage. If he hadn't been a god, he'd have been dead the moment that was struck. "My wounds will heal in time, but not soon enough. Until then, I am powerless."

"What? I don't even have a gun."

Odin motioned to his spear. "Take it, then. Perhaps you will find a way to stop him." And Odin handed him Gungnir, the spear of the Allfather.

Daron stumbled away, his head still spinning. He needed to find a boat, maybe there'd be one left at the docks, then he needed to get to Area-27, if they hadn't already gotten there, and then…

And then he'd need to kill Surtr. He'd need to kill the guardian of Muspelheim, something the gods had already tried and failed to do. So what if it technically wasn't impossible? It might as well be.

But still… he had to at least try.

For the Coalition.


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