Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Individuals infected by SCP-XXXX are to be quarantined and relocated to site 97. SCP-XXXX infected individuals are to attend a psychology session once a week.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a memetic phenomenon affecting human creativity. Any individual affected with SCP-XXXX (designated SCP-XXXX-1) will undergo a five-step process as follows:
Step One: Subject will conceive an idea they perceive as "the perfect idea".
Note: No subject has revealed any details about "the perfect idea" to date.
Step Two: Two to three days later, the subject will loose interest in "the perfect idea" and transfer their efforts to a different project.
Step Three: A week later, the subject will loose interest in any activity that the subject deems to require creativity.
Step Four: The subject will begin to repetitively say the phrase, "Am I cool yet?"
Step Five: The subject will feel compelled to binge-watch the entire series of The Simpsons.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered on 08/28/2017 when reports spread of a Pennsylvanian woman obsessed over an unknown "brilliant idea", and became unable/unwilling to do anything deemed "creative" two weeks later. The Foundation intervened when interviews with the family of the woman revealed that since her infection of SCP-XXXX, she has repetitively commented, "Am I cool yet?"
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