The Tonight Show Starring TapeDispenserMan

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  • Carl ascends right into JALAKÅRA's office.

End of Every Other Bad Thing

  • O5-4 makes the world a better place.

The World's Most Paranoid Man

  • One man gets into a territory dispute with the entire Paragon.

How To Build A Dyson Sphere: A Survivor's Guide

  • One of the last containment specialists on Earth faces his most ambitious, and deadliest, job yet.

Books Are My Friends

It's That Easy!

  • In short, the Foundation is made up of idiots.

Shlorp the Abstract Concepts

  • Some Type Green wanted to tap more than just trees.

SCP Ideas:

  • Concept Tapper: a tree tapper that can extract any concept from anything. Testing log ends with the head researcher attempting apotheosis and messing up. (Possible use against Pattern Screamers?)
  • The PAC Institute accidentally makes another 3812, and the Foundation goes into a frenzy trying to contain meta-jokes in the public.

Tale Ideas:

  • SCP-2000-ΩK; a barely-avoided XK allows a doctor to obtain enough clout to push for retrofitting SCP-2000 with a time-reversal feature to account for the fact that humanity can't be wiped out.
  • Dr. Neurosis is approached by a Three Moons representative seeking his help in building new afterlives. Darke tells him to take the job and to gather info while he's there. [Sequel to Carlbenic]
  • During the Foundation's anti-meta joke frenzy, an Anafabula follower remotely attaches a device to the new 3812 that will turn into the Anafabula after ascending to the next layer, killing "us" and liberating the Foundationverse from SWN001-1's (in theory).
  • Project Crossover: Pataphysics Deerie accidentally turns Deer College into Hogwarts; hilarity ensues
  • Project Crossover: iK-Class "Mass-Narrative Crossover" Scenario; 826 vomits everything.
  • Pataphysics Department branches on other websites (possibly CYOA and/or semi-ARG story).



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SWN001-1-TAPE Gathered Info

  • Misc.
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