THE WEBSITE THAT MAKES YOU FUCKING EXPLODE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All attempts to remove SCP-XXXX from the Internet have proven unsuccessful. Therefore, containment efforts are focused on preventing knowledge of SCP-XXXX being spread through social media and other communication channels. Foundation webcrawlers have been implemented in all major social media, and personnel implanted in moderation teams have been instructed to remove all mentions of SCP-XXXX flagged by webcrawlers.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a website with the domain name www.thewebsitethatmakesyoufuckingexplode.███. Any visitor to the website who navigates through all its pages will spontaneously combust, releasing approximately five megajoules of energy.

During a typical event, SCP-XXXX will accurately describe its anomalous effect, repeatedly warning any visitor that they will explode if they are to continue clicking the button which appears on the site. After around fifteen presses, these warnings are supplemented with images and videos of previous users' combustion, each taken through the front-facing camera of the device displaying SCP-XXXX. The median number of button presses required before activation of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties is thirty.

Annually, between seven and fifteen people expire from exposure to SCP-XXXX.

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