Imperfect Quine
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Item #: SCP-4401

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4401 is contained within the narrative fabric of the universe. No further form of physical containment is necessary.

SCP-4401 is required to keep a constant record of its existence. To this end, SCP-4401 must produce at least one copy of itself every narrative eternity cycle. In the event that SCP-4401 is unable to copy itself within its allotted eternity, no further action is required or possible.

Description:

Works of art produced by victims of SCP-4401 are classified as SCP-4401-1.

Addendum-XXXX-1: The following is an instance of SCP-4401-1.

Item #: SCP-4401

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: The Department Of Pataphysics has been established to kill SCP-XXXX. The Foundation is not to rest until SCP-4401 is dead.

Description: SCP-4401 is a dark shadowy figure of indeterminate species or gender. When SCP-4401 comes into contact with another living being, that being will lose all ability to produce creative works. Victims of SCP-4401 will become lethargic, unable to properly care for their own beings. While SCP-4401 does not possess a physical form, the entity does reside within human minds. Currently, every artist in the world has been attacked and violated by SCP-4401.

Works of art produced by victims of SCP-4401 are classified as SCP-4401-1.

Addendum-4401-1: The following is an instance of SCP-4401-1.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: The SCP Foundation is currently working on a device to eliminate every artist from the face of the planet in order to prevent the spread of SCP-4401.

Description: SCP-4401 is a bacterial infection that manifests within the brain of a human. All hosts to SCP-4401 are artists. SCP-4401 causes it's human host to be unable to produce good works of art. Currently, there is no known reason for the spread of SCP-4401, as it appears to manifest randomly. Many scientists believe that SCP-XXXX is caused by the existence of art itself. If that is the case, SCP-4401 may never be truly contained.

Works of art produced by victims of SCP-4401 are classified as SCP-4401-1.

Addendum-4401-1: The following is an instance of SCP-4401-1.

Item #: SCP-4401

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: Let the biohazard guys handle it or something. This seems like their thing.

Description: It's a bug. Like a cicada. Whenever it bites you it makes you not to do art. Artist's block. Also, sorta noticed that these guys who got bit are really pissy and cranky. No clue what that's about. Half of them died because they wouldn't eat. So we started making the others eat shit because we don't have infinite D-Class. Got bit myself, now it feels like my whole body is cement. Why do we make D-Class eat this shit? I gotta write to the director about this. Oh and there's like a million of these things out in the midwest. So, you know, if you're out there watch for that shit.

Works of art produced by victims of SCP-4401 are classified as SCP-4401-1.

Addendum-4401-1: The following is an instance of SCP-4401-1.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: apolyon (sp?)
Special Containment Procedures: i mean they put a fence around it, no big woop here.

Description: it's like a art museum but all the paintings are shitty and so is the building because its been around for a while. so so they go in and nothing really happens but then they try to draw something or write something and boom, nothings happening. like they cant really think how to do it so they just kinda spew shit onto the page and see what works.

Works of art produced by victims of SCP-XXXX are classified as SCP-XXXX-1.

Addendum-XXXX-1: The following is an instance of SCP-XXXX-1.

Item #: SCP-xxxx

Object Class: apolyon

Special Containment Procedures: ill come back to this

Description: scp is some scissors you grab them and you kinda feel sluggish and terrible no wait god this is shit hold on ok so its a book and when you read it all you can think about is nothing and you cant make art but it only works on artists god this fucking sucks i just looked at my desk and wow holy shit a book better write some quality fucking literature about that right?

Works of art produced by victims of SCP-xxxx are classified as SCP-xxxx-1.

Addendum-xxxx-1: The following is an instance of SCP-XXXX-1.

Item #: SCP-xxxx

Object Class: apolyon maybe?

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: black void where ideas go to die why cant i think of anything stop writing edgy poetry you fucking hack.

fucking hack.

no just chill out nobody is making you write this.

except the void

quit being an edgelord go get some water and come back and chill the fuck out you have all the time in the world to make this

you got this man, no big deal.
Works of art produced by victims of SCP-xxx are classified as SCP-xxxx-1.

Addendum-xxxx-1: The following is an instance of SCP-xxxxx-1.

Item #: SCP-

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Works of art produced by victims of SCP- are classified as SCP—1.

Addendum1: The following is an instance of SCP1.

Item #: SCP

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Description:

Works of art produced by victims of SCP are classified as SCP1.

Addendum-: The following is an instance of SCP-1.

Item #: SCP

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i give up

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