SCP-XXXX: FREE SELL YOUR SOUL ONLINE NO BULLSHIT
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Item #: SCP-4033 Level 2/4033
Object Class: Keter Classified

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An instance of SCP-4033.

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation webcrawler ƟU-738 is set to search for any keywords related to SCP-4033 instances. When an instance of SCP-4033 has been located, Foundation IT technicians are to localize any prior accesses, then shut down the domain.

Following containment, a list of transactions associated with the current instance is to be drafted and sent to the Foundation legal department as soon as possible. If possible, contract ownership is to be immediately transferred to the groups or entities under which SCP-4033-1 impersonated upon the date of transaction. Entities listed in Document-4033-A are to be excluded from this procedure, and ownership must therefore transfer to the client.

Mobile Task Forces Theta-6 ("Witch Hunters") and Upsilon-52 ("Cater Duty") are to locate and detain SCP-4033 clients. Clients are to be released and amnesticized as soon as contractual ownership is transferred.

SCP-4033-1 is to be contained in a Type-B Density-Anomaly containment cell fitted with a scale. Sudden increases in weight are to be treated as a successful Faust Event.

Description: SCP-4033 is an anomalous website, which appears on the internet in irregular intervals.
First observed by the foundation under the URL www.███████████.biz/legal/███ on ██/██/██12, the website always has the same content, but changes it's domain name with every appearance.
It features a long text written in red in an unique font font on black background, as well as the icon visible in M1. The site itself contains multiple memetic triggers, most notably causing the viewer to be unable to tell a lie, they do not however, stop the affected from leaving the website.
This effect lasts for at least 15 minutes after contact with the site, it is notable however, that neither the text nor the icon itself display any memetic effects when isolated from the website.

SCP-4033 also features a link to a "standard introductory pact", clicking the link opens a new tab, but this site features neither URL nor IP address. The new site features of a shorter text and a questionnaire, this site once again has the same memetic effects as the original site.

Following the text is the questionnaire, as well as a button saying "Sign Pact".
The questionnaire consists of 5 questions
1. Legal Name
2. Street Address
3. Deepest Desire
4. Recent Former Affiliation1
5. Favorite Sin2

Further testing with SCP-4033-3, a USB Drive containing an offline version of SCP-4033, confirmed that after signing the pact, the individual, now designated SCP-4033-1, report that they feel incredibly light, "as though a weight had been lifted off of them", further testing concluded that individuals lose approximately 21 grams (3/4 of an ounce) after signing SCP-4033. The wish they expressed is also instantly fulfilled. Psychological screenings of SCP-4033-1 instances determined that they're incapable of processing complex emotions, MRT screenings however do not show any difference of neurological activity in the anterior cingulate cortex3 Further interviewing and testing of SCP-4033-1 instances also showed increased levels of aggressions to people who are openly of Abrahamic faith.


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