Suck My Toes, Charlie Brown
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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

Following UT0011, SCP-XXXX's documentation is slated for revision as of 16/10/2005.

— Maria Jones, Assistant Director, RAISA

Item #: SCP-XXXX l1.png Object Class: Safe
Level 1 Clearance Threat Level: Yellow ‚óŹ

Special Containment Procedures: The KPC Memorial Elementary School's blacktop playground is to be indefinitely cordoned off from the public. On the order of Assistant Director Schmidt, testing is to continue indefinitely.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an Adidas brand American football. SCP-XXXX is fully inflated and free of grime.

Through a series of probabilistic anomalies, SCP-XXXX cannot be kicked, punched, pushed, pulled, picked up, struck, or otherwise moved. Additionally, attempts to move SCP-XXXX unilaterally result in events that inspire humiliation in the initiator. Such events are dependent on how the initiator attempts to move SCP-XXXX.

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