NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION
Following UT0011, SCP-XXXX's documentation is slated for revision as of 16/10/2005.
— Maria Jones, Assistant Director, RAISA
| Item #: SCP-XXXX |  |
Object Class: Safe |
| Level 1 Clearance | Threat Level: Yellow ● |
Special Containment Procedures: The KPC Memorial Elementary School's blacktop playground is to be indefinitely cordoned off from the public. On the order of Assistant Director Schmidt, testing is to continue indefinitely.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an Adidas brand American football. SCP-XXXX is fully inflated and free of grime.
Through a series of probabilistic anomalies, SCP-XXXX cannot be kicked, punched, pushed, pulled, picked up, struck, or otherwise moved. Additionally, attempts to move SCP-XXXX unilaterally result in events that inspire humiliation in the initiator. Such events are dependent on how the initiator attempts to move SCP-XXXX.