ULTRA COSMIC TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED SCP Rewrite
rating: 0+x
Item#: 10101
Level6
Containment Class:
keter
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
amida
Risk Class:
critical

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SCP-10101


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-10101 is currently impossible to contain by the SCP Foundation. Efforts are being made with the cooperation of world governments and independent contractors to ensure a way of containment in the near future.

Description: SCP-10101 is a celestial body of indeterminate size comprised entirely of anti-matter, currently traveling at the speed of light towards the planet Earth. SCP-10101 emits an unknown form of radiation capable of terminating any organic entity that comes near it in 1 femtosecond.

SCP-10101 is estimated to reach Earth on 30 May 2020 09:23.

There's nothing the SCP Foundation can do, and we're all going to die today very soon! Let's cut the bullshit, alright? I must admit I had fun writing it, can you imagine having something like this? No, you can't, we have much worse.

You do know that this database is confidential, right? I know you do, you took the effort of hacking into it, to try and see what you could find. Ain't you a little conniving bastard. The secrecy is there for a very good reason. We don't want this to get out to the public, that would make our jobs ten times harder and I don't want to deal with that.

Let's get to the point here. This is a dummy file, coded to redirect any idiot that tries accessing the SCP Foundation without covering its tracks well. That's you, by the way, you're the idiot.

I don't care who you are. Some sort of agent for the Chaos Insurgency, a researcher gone rogue (we have too many of those, get better material), a kid hanging out on the wrong IRC channels… doesn't matter.

What matters is, that you're in direct violation of Foundation guidelines, and as such we have to kill you right now.

No, just kidding, we can't do it outright. The Ethics Committee forbids it because of course they do. Every time I bring up the FACT that we need to be harsher with potential information leaks, they tell me "OH BUT ██████ THINK OF THE ETHICS INVOLVED."

Why is my name redacted? I literally cannot type my name out without it being redacted, that is how secret this whole thing is.

You can appeal the "immediate death" bit, down below you'll find a submission form, fill it and we'll get to you in about 1 - 3 business days.

In the meantime, don't tell anyone about this, alright?

-O5-██


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