Uncle Nicolini's Emporium of Garbage (Now on Kaktus Kontainer!)

Welcome to my lovely little pile of dirt. I'm kind of surprised you're here, to be honest, as this is really only meant to serve as a hub for me to easily go through all my articles and sandboxes. But, uh… While you're here we might as well chat, huh?

I like to write, in case that wasn't obvious. I like writing wacky things.


HELL IN A CELL! Active Doctor CimmerianDoctor Cimmerian
gabe :) Active Solo
World's Going Beautiful Series Active Solo
Cack Hard 2: Electric Boogaloo Active Gabriel JadeGabriel Jade
[ Mormon Planet] Waiting/Pending kinchtheknifebladekinchtheknifeblade
Friday the Fox WIP SpookyySpookyy
Musical Jolly Ape™ by Dr. Wondertainment WIP Solo
Coppelia WIP djkaktusdjkaktus
Leck mich im Arsch WIP Solo
Genesis, Or, How Janitor Worth Became A Deity To The People of A Very Disgusting Mop Bucket WIP JanitorCakeworthJanitorCakeworth
Mr.President WIP WestrinWestrin
A Hired Gun WIP Solo
The Xenotechnologically Advanced Pirates of the Caribbean Hiatus Solo
Seasons Change Hiatus SecretCrowSecretCrow
Old Sandbox III N/A Oh gosh pls dont


Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Canon/Timeline DrAnnoyingDogDrAnnoyingDog DarkStuffDarkStuff
Site News Varaxous does not match any existing user name

Some ideas for articles I have. Feel free to pm me if you'd like to work with me on something I have, or something you have. I really don't care. I'll write anything.


The Flat World Inspired by flat-earthers. I'm not sure how it would function, but the idea is that the world goes on forever and starts getting absolutely weird. No wind, animals, etc, plants start being strange, etc
Beggar's Boon An object which draws money to it, but only money considered lost by their original owner. Made by a homeless person trying to etch a better life for themselves and their kid.
GUMBLE THE GREAT! A harmless keter which just wants to make children believe in magic. Possibly include a note about Harry Potter and LOTR making it too strong to the point where it loses control of itself. Probably not, want to keep it friendly-ish.
Tasty Jams From Beyond the Grave A radio which exclusively plays new music by deceased artists. Attempts to record this music will result in the artist's last living moments being played upon listening.
Outsourced Customer Service Contact Center Solutions by APP Inc Body horror and a call center. The worst thing ever.
beats by dado yeah this will likely never see light of day
Bob and George Two sentient father figure charcoal grills. Maybe if I write this my dad will love me.
A Stained Sweater Knees weak, palms are sweaty, vomit on his sweater already GAW skip
Las Manos Ambulantes Del Revolucionario Che Guevara Che Guevara's RADICAL hands, riding across South America on a ghost motorcycle while spreading the message of communism.
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