Uncle Nicolini's Emporium of Garbage (Now on Kaktus Kontainer!)
Welcome to my lovely little pile of dirt. I'm kind of surprised you're here, to be honest, as this is really only meant to serve as a hub for me to easily go through all my articles and sandboxes. But, uh… While you're here we might as well chat, huh?
I like to write, in case that wasn't obvious. I like writing wacky things.
ACTIVE STUFF
NAME | STATUS | OTHER |
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HELL IN A CELL! | Active | Doctor Cimmerian |
gabe :) | Active | Solo |
World's Going Beautiful Series | Active | Solo |
Cack Hard 2: Electric Boogaloo | Active | Gabriel Jade |
[ Mormon Planet] | Waiting/Pending | kinchtheknifeblade |
Friday the Fox | WIP | Spookyy |
Musical Jolly Ape™ by Dr. Wondertainment | WIP | Solo |
Coppelia | WIP | djkaktus |
Leck mich im Arsch | WIP | Solo |
Genesis, Or, How Janitor Worth Became A Deity To The People of A Very Disgusting Mop Bucket | WIP | JanitorCakeworth |
Mr.President | WIP | Westrin |
A Hired Gun | WIP | Solo |
The Xenotechnologically Advanced Pirates of the Caribbean | Hiatus | Solo |
Seasons Change | Hiatus | SecretCrow |
Old Sandbox III | N/A | Oh gosh pls dont |
NON-ARTICLE PROJECTS
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Canon/Timeline | DrAnnoyingDog DarkStuff |
Site News | Varaxous |
Some ideas for articles I have. Feel free to pm me if you'd like to work with me on something I have, or something you have. I really don't care. I'll write anything.
IDEA BOX
NAME | IDEA |
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The Flat World | Inspired by flat-earthers. I'm not sure how it would function, but the idea is that the world goes on forever and starts getting absolutely weird. No wind, animals, etc, plants start being strange, etc |
Beggar's Boon | An object which draws money to it, but only money considered lost by their original owner. Made by a homeless person trying to etch a better life for themselves and their kid. |
GUMBLE THE GREAT! | A harmless keter which just wants to make children believe in magic. Possibly include a note about Harry Potter and LOTR making it too strong to the point where it loses control of itself. Probably not, want to keep it friendly-ish. |
Tasty Jams From Beyond the Grave | A radio which exclusively plays new music by deceased artists. Attempts to record this music will result in the artist's last living moments being played upon listening. |
Outsourced Customer Service Contact Center Solutions by APP Inc | Body horror and a call center. The worst thing ever. |
beats by dado | yeah this will likely never see light of day |
Bob and George | Two sentient father figure charcoal grills. Maybe if I write this my dad will love me. |
A Stained Sweater | Knees weak, palms are sweaty, vomit on his sweater already GAW skip |
Las Manos Ambulantes Del Revolucionario Che Guevara | Che Guevara's RADICAL hands, riding across South America on a ghost motorcycle while spreading the message of communism. |
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