Just Girly Things
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, it cannot be contained in a tradional manner. Messages to SCP-XXXX-1 are to be sent 5 times a week by a level 3 class personnel or higher.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an online blog site under the name of 'Just Girly Things.' SCP-XXXX also has a text hotline (SCP-XXXX-1) and several social media pages attached to it. Blog posts are made twice every day with no observed particular time schedule. A response to the text hotline is given from 2 to 5 minutes after the enter code is input.

SCP-XXXX's anomaly manifests once a user has been on the site for at least five minutes. All formatting on the device being used to access the blog will change into pink color hues, cursive fonts, and other formatting to match that of the ‘Just Girly Things’ blog site.

When the text hotline is contacted, SCP-XXXX will connect the user with what it refers to as 'a sister.' SCP-XXXX-1 will hold a conversation with the user about what it considers 'traditional girly things.' As the conversation moves forward, SCP-XXXX-1 will begin to bring up personal experiences of the user, and how they could do more to conform to the ‘traditional girly ways.’ If the user replies with any form of disagreement, SCP-XXXX will be pulled up.

The following is an excerpt of Dr Dots’ test with SCP-XXXX-1.


Thank you for contacting the JustGirlyThings Hotline! Your sister will be right with you! Please list your name and favorite girly thing!

Candi Dots
Candy and polka dots

Hello Candi Dots! I'm Jess and I'll be your sister today! I like candy too! It's important for us girls to stay girly and keep the norms!

What do you mean by 'norms?'

Make up, nail polish, flowers, pink, stuffed animals, pink, cute animals, things like that! SO! What girly things have you been up to Candi?

Not much really. I've just been at work. But I've been eating some cake with pink frosting during my break.

Ahhhwwweeeeee I know that isn't true! Or maybe it is. You've been working with these icky science creatures and in a lab! And you were shot a cross bow lately too! You haven't been gossiping with your sistaaaasss about the bitches at your work! And The black and white polka dot dress is cute, but may I suggest something more like this?

Thank you for your suggestion, but I think I'm good.

………I'm wearing that dress now, Jess.

Yep, you are! That was my doing! Totally my treat <3

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