Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Various
SCP-XXXX: Thaumiel
SCP-XXXX-A: Euclid
SCP-XXXX-B: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a modified storage locker. SCP-XXXX instances are to remain inside of SCP-XXXX (with exception of SCP-XXXX-A).
SCP-XXXX-A is to be stored in a standard secure locker. SCP-X contains memetic material, therefore it and it's contents are not to be accessed except for testing purposes. Personnel of a Level 3 security clearance or higher may access SCP-XXXX-A upon obtaining permission from the head of SCP-XXXX research.
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a Blue HDPE Lockable Hopper Lid two-yard dumpster. While SCP-XXXX is non-anomalous, it contains various anomalous artifacts.
SCP-XXXX-A is a pink spiral college-ruled notebook. SCP-XXXX-A contains multiple mentions of seven non-existent words (SCP-XXXX-A-1 through SCP-XXXX-A-7), claiming them as part of the English language. One page which mentions SCP-XXXX-A-1 through SCP-XXXX-A-7 details which part of speech instance is, and includes example sentences, which contain memetic properties. When an SCP-XXXX-A-1 through SCP-XXXX-A-7 instance is used and/or read in a sentence, reality is temporarily altered uniquely depending on which instance is used. Testing has shown that the effects begin to take place five minutes after written/read in/from a sentence. The duration of the effects varies per case. If more than one instance is used in a sentence, only the properties attached to the first instance will take place.
The following is a list of the founded instances within SCP-X, and their documented effects.
Anguisiation — Noun; Makes the reader zealously believe in the existence of the mythical creatures.
Fannd; fannding — Verb; Makes the reader feel high off of marijuana.
Extantuite — Adjective; Makes the reader see the world in 2D.
Loumily — Adverb; Makes the reader feel like they're in a dream.
Cinboc — Preposition; Makes the reader experience an individualized reality.
Elser — Conjunction; Makes the reader seem absolutely illogical to anyone else. (Sharing what the speaker says does not spread the memetic properties, which aided in the discovery of the property)
Wuh — Interjection; Makes anything the reader hears or read feel as if it is a work of fiction.
SCP-XXXX-B is a series of unmarked DVDs. Each DVD has a slightly altered episode of a popular television show.
The following log lists the different SCP-XXXX-B instances and their changes compared to the counterparts of this universe.
| Television Show | Original | SCP-XXXX Change |
|---|---|---|
| The Simpsons | The average skin color of the characters is bright yellow. | The average skin color of the characters is bright orange. |
| House M.D | The character Gregory House has an injured right leg and uses a cane. | The character Gregory House does not have a disability. |
| Pokemon Red | Ash Ketchum's first pokemon was a Pikachu. | Ash Ketchum's first pokemon was a Gengar. |
| Futurama | Phillip J. Fry is known as Fry. | Phillip J. Fry is known as Phil. |
| Steven Universe | Steven Universe's mother is Rose Quartz. | Steven Universe's mother is Yellow Diamond. |
| South Park | Kenny McCormick is killed in several episodes of the show. | Kyle Broflovski is killed in several episodes of the show. |
| Power Puff Girls (1998) | The main superhero trio is known as The Power Puff Girls. | The main superhero trio is known as The Rowdy Rough Boys. |
| Criminal Minds | The character Jason Gideon leaves the show in season three. | The character Jason Gideon does not leave the show. |
| Avatar: The Last Air Bender | The Fire Nation invaded the Water Nation. | The Water Nation invaded the Fire Nation. |
| My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic | N/A | The title of the show is Ponyville Adventures. |
| Friends | Ross Geller is played by David Schwimmer. | Ross Geller is played by Adam Sandler. |
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