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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Various

SCP-XXXX: Thaumiel

SCP-XXXX-A: Euclid

SCP-XXXX-B: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a modified storage locker. SCP-XXXX instances are to remain inside of SCP-XXXX (with exception of SCP-XXXX-A).

SCP-XXXX-A is to be stored in a standard secure locker. SCP-X contains memetic material, therefore it and it's contents are not to be accessed except for testing purposes. Personnel of a Level 3 security clearance or higher may access SCP-XXXX-A upon obtaining permission from the head of SCP-XXXX research.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a Blue HDPE Lockable Hopper Lid two-yard dumpster. While SCP-XXXX is non-anomalous, it contains various anomalous artifacts.

SCP-XXXX-A is a pink spiral college-ruled notebook. SCP-XXXX-A contains multiple mentions of seven non-existent words (SCP-XXXX-A-1 through SCP-XXXX-A-7), claiming them as part of the English language. One page which mentions SCP-XXXX-A-1 through SCP-XXXX-A-7 details which part of speech instance is, and includes example sentences, which contain memetic properties. When an SCP-XXXX-A-1 through SCP-XXXX-A-7 instance is used and/or read in a sentence, reality is temporarily altered uniquely depending on which instance is used. Testing has shown that the effects begin to take place five minutes after written/read in/from a sentence. The duration of the effects varies per case. If more than one instance is used in a sentence, only the properties attached to the first instance will take place.

The following is a list of the founded instances within SCP-X, and their documented effects.

Anguisiation — Noun; Makes the reader zealously believe in the existence of the mythical creatures.

Fannd; fannding — Verb; Makes the reader feel high off of marijuana.

Extantuite — Adjective; Makes the reader see the world in 2D.

Loumily — Adverb; Makes the reader feel like they're in a dream.

Cinboc — Preposition; Makes the reader experience an individualized reality.

Elser — Conjunction; Makes the reader seem absolutely illogical to anyone else. (Sharing what the speaker says does not spread the memetic properties, which aided in the discovery of the property)

Wuh — Interjection; Makes anything the reader hears or read feel as if it is a work of fiction.

SCP-XXXX-B is a series of unmarked DVDs. Each DVD has a slightly altered episode of a popular television show.

The following log lists the different SCP-XXXX-B instances and their changes compared to the counterparts of this universe.

Television Show Original SCP-XXXX Change
The Simpsons The average skin color of the characters is bright yellow. The average skin color of the characters is bright orange.
House M.D The character Gregory House has an injured right leg and uses a cane. The character Gregory House does not have a disability.
Pokemon Red Ash Ketchum's first pokemon was a Pikachu. Ash Ketchum's first pokemon was a Gengar.
Futurama Phillip J. Fry is known as Fry. Phillip J. Fry is known as Phil.
Steven Universe Steven Universe's mother is Rose Quartz. Steven Universe's mother is Yellow Diamond.
South Park Kenny McCormick is killed in several episodes of the show. Kyle Broflovski is killed in several episodes of the show.
Power Puff Girls (1998) The main superhero trio is known as The Power Puff Girls. The main superhero trio is known as The Rowdy Rough Boys.
Criminal Minds The character Jason Gideon leaves the show in season three. The character Jason Gideon does not leave the show.
Avatar: The Last Air Bender The Fire Nation invaded the Water Nation. The Water Nation invaded the Fire Nation.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic N/A The title of the show is Ponyville Adventures.
Friends Ross Geller is played by David Schwimmer. Ross Geller is played by Adam Sandler.

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