To Faeowynn Wilson;

June 13th, 2009

From the desk of


Dear Miss Wilson,

I'd like to open this letter by sincerely apologizing for the transpiration of recent events. In my haste to get Walter to a better place, I became sloppy and didn't think of what consequences might befall your organization for taking care of him. I'll make sure that the Supervisors take good care of Walter; I promise.

Now, there's a reason I'm addressing this to you and not your father as I originally had. Don't get me wrong, your father is a great man with a heart of gold, but you and I both know he's lousy at keeping things under wraps. In this envelope, you will find a check for $25,000 made out to the Wilson Center in the name of one of my front companies. I hope this makes up for the troubles I put you folks through.

Keep Boring anything but!

Dr. H.L. Wondertainment

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