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SCP-XXXX after an acquisition event.

Item Number: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX's movements are to be monitored from outside audio-visual range by MTF Rho-4 ("The Neapolitans"). Following SCP-XXXX's departure from a premises, all employees are to be administered a Class-A amnestic.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a man of Tibetan descent and presumably in his late fifties. SCP-XXXX's is capable of bypassing all cognitive resistance within humans, effectively allowing SCP-XXXX to control the actions of others. Prevention of this effect is impossible once SCP-XXXX has been perceived.

SCP-XXXX solely utilizes its anomalous properties to facilitate travel to a location with a high concentration of frozen dairy products and then to compel the holder of those products to grant SCP-XXXX access to them. It will then begin to consume the acquired products.

It is unknown if SCP-XXXX is capable of utilizing its anomalous properties for reasons other than than the acquisition of frozen dairy products, as it has never been observed to do so. However, all attempts to effect long term containment of SCP-XXXX have been unsuccessful due to the frequency of acquisition events.

Incident XXXX-1: On January 15th, 2019, SCP-XXXX succeeded in entering Site-88's cafeteria during its "Free Ice Cream Day" (a bi-monthly event implemented to boost employee morale). SCP-XXXX then proceeded to acquire several servings of frozen dairy product. During this event, SCP-XXXX was confronted by Dr. Jacob Curtis. The following interview was recovered from site surveillance equipment.


INTERVIEWER: Dr. Jacob Curtis

DATE OF LOG: 1/15/19 Approx. 12:15 Local Time


Dr. Curtis: Excellent. To begin, how did you first come to learn about your abilities?

SCP-XXXX: I dunno.

Dr. Curtis: Do you ever think about how your abilities affect others?


Dr. Curtis: For instance, imagine you've taken some ice cream from a child.

SCP-XXXX smiles, and begins to lick ice cream from a cone. Silence for three seconds.

Dr. Curtis: Nevermind. Can you recall an incident where someone has resisted your commands?


Dr. Curtis: What do you remember?

SCP-XXXX continues to lick its ice cream cone while maintaining direct eye contact with Dr. Curtis.

Dr. Curtis: Look, we've been monitoring you for years now. Now that you're actually here, I just want you to answer a couple of questions, alright?

SCP-XXXX: You're weird.

Dr. Curtis: I'm not — hey!

SCP-XXXX begins to walk away. Dr. Curtis follows.

Dr. Curtis: I'd like some answers, alright?

SCP-XXXX: I don't care.

Dr. Curtis: Can you at least wait here then? I think I know of something that might help.


Dr. Curtis runs quickly towards the cafeteria. SCP-XXXX begins to slowly walk away until Dr. Curtis returns holding a Styrofoam bowl filled with ice cream.

SCP-XXXX appears to relax.

Dr. Curtis: Can you use your abilities to acquire anything other than ice cream?

There is silence for approximately five seconds. SCP-XXXX points to the bowl Dr. Curtis is holding.

SCP-XXXX: Give me that bowl.

Dr. Curtis falls under SCP-XXXX's effect at this point and is unable to continue the interview.


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